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Shag Quotes By Dannika Dark: Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to

Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Shag Quotes By Alyson Noel: I'm after something far more esoteric than a

I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task. — Alyson Noel

Shag Quotes By FayJay: You're just jealous of my beard.""No. No, really

You're just jealous of my beard."
"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin. — FayJay

Shag Quotes By Cody Lundin: It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen. — Cody Lundin

Shag Quotes By Zara Keane: The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've

The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've not gone and pissed off your new girlfriend before you've had a chance to shag her? — Zara Keane

Shag Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite. — Evangeline Lilly

Shag Quotes By Irvine Welsh: ... if yir gaunny git hung fir stealin

... if yir gaunny git hung fir stealin a sheep ye might as well shag it n aw. — Irvine Welsh

Shag Quotes By Deborah Moggach: Evelyn's New Age daughter will discover that a

Evelyn's New Age daughter will discover that a good shag beats hugging a guru any day.
- Helen Falconer, book reviewer for The Guardian — Deborah Moggach

Shag Quotes By Colin Greenwood: I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably

I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably successful, I've got a very nice suit - I'm not even a bad person- so why can't I get a shag? — Colin Greenwood

Shag Quotes By Tom Lehman: Like most kids, my dad played. He would

Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all that kind of stuff. — Tom Lehman

Shag Quotes By Caleb Crain: Would you fancy a shag?""Is that like a

Would you fancy a shag?"
"Is that like a scrum?"
"It could be. — Caleb Crain

Shag Quotes By George R R Martin: She had a warrior's heart, but the gods

She had a warrior's heart, but the gods in their blind malice had given her the feeble body of a woman. — George R R Martin

Shag Quotes By Archie Panjabi: I love roles where I have to transform

I love roles where I have to transform myself. — Archie Panjabi

Shag Quotes By Ronnie Apteker: Today, where you come from seems less and

Today, where you come from seems less and less important, as globalization is the new order. I prefer the old world. — Ronnie Apteker

Shag Quotes By Eddie Izzard: You're gay, you sell books ... you probably

You're gay, you sell books ... you probably shag the books. — Eddie Izzard

Shag Quotes By Poppet: Guys like you would try to shag the

Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat. — Poppet

Shag Quotes By Joseph Stalin: When you chop wood, splinters fly

When you chop wood, splinters fly — Joseph Stalin

Shag Quotes By Mike Piazza: I feel pretty good. My body actually looks

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. — Mike Piazza

Shag Quotes By Richard Kelly: No one's ever going to shag you if

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time. — Richard Kelly

Shag Quotes By Frederic Goudy: Men who would letterspace lower case would shag

Men who would letterspace lower case would shag sheep. — Frederic Goudy

Shag Quotes By Marty Rubin: The flea that doubts doesn't jump nearly as

The flea that doubts doesn't jump nearly as high — Marty Rubin

Shag Quotes By Peter Hedges: I don't know anything about directing, but if

I don't know anything about directing, but if you love actors, know your story and hire a great company, then anyone can direct a film. — Peter Hedges

Shag Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Oh, well. There's a dance in the States,

Oh, well. There's a dance in the States, called the Shag. I gather I shouldn't ask you to do it with me here, though." "Not unless you mean it, — Diana Gabaldon

Shag Quotes By Mary Gaitskill: Stories mimic life like certain insects mimic leaves

Stories mimic life like certain insects mimic leaves and twigs. — Mary Gaitskill

Shag Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking

Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.' — Eddie Izzard

Shag Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: I love Amazon 1-Click ordering. Because if it

I love Amazon 1-Click ordering. Because if it takes two clicks, I don't even want it anymore. — Jerry Seinfeld

Shag Quotes By Meljean Brook: The first opportunity he got, Rhys was going

The first opportunity he got, Rhys was going to shag her blind. — Meljean Brook

Shag Quotes By Meljean Brook: I'll kiss you until we can't breathe. I'll

I'll kiss you until we can't breathe. I'll strip you naked and taste every inch of you. Then I'll shag you until neither of us can see straight. — Meljean Brook