Shag Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Shag

Shag Quotes & Sayings

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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task. — Alyson Noel

You're just jealous of my beard."
"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin. — FayJay

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen. — Cody Lundin

The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've not gone and pissed off your new girlfriend before you've had a chance to shag her? — Zara Keane

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite. — Evangeline Lilly

... if yir gaunny git hung fir stealin a sheep ye might as well shag it n aw. — Irvine Welsh

Evelyn's New Age daughter will discover that a good shag beats hugging a guru any day.
- Helen Falconer, book reviewer for The Guardian — Deborah Moggach

I mean, I'm in a band, we're reasonably successful, I've got a very nice suit - I'm not even a bad person- so why can't I get a shag? — Colin Greenwood

Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all that kind of stuff. — Tom Lehman

Would you fancy a shag?"
"Is that like a scrum?"
"It could be. — Caleb Crain

She had a warrior's heart, but the gods in their blind malice had given her the feeble body of a woman. — George R R Martin

I love roles where I have to transform myself. — Archie Panjabi

Today, where you come from seems less and less important, as globalization is the new order. I prefer the old world. — Ronnie Apteker

You're gay, you sell books ... you probably shag the books. — Eddie Izzard

Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat. — Poppet

When you chop wood, splinters fly — Joseph Stalin

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. — Mike Piazza

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time. — Richard Kelly

Men who would letterspace lower case would shag sheep. — Frederic Goudy

The flea that doubts doesn't jump nearly as high — Marty Rubin

I don't know anything about directing, but if you love actors, know your story and hire a great company, then anyone can direct a film. — Peter Hedges

Oh, well. There's a dance in the States, called the Shag. I gather I shouldn't ask you to do it with me here, though." "Not unless you mean it, — Diana Gabaldon

Stories mimic life like certain insects mimic leaves and twigs. — Mary Gaitskill

Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.' — Eddie Izzard

I love Amazon 1-Click ordering. Because if it takes two clicks, I don't even want it anymore. — Jerry Seinfeld

The first opportunity he got, Rhys was going to shag her blind. — Meljean Brook

I'll kiss you until we can't breathe. I'll strip you naked and taste every inch of you. Then I'll shag you until neither of us can see straight. — Meljean Brook