Self Funny Quotes
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Self Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt
— Dannika Dark
I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
— Jill Shalvis
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.
— Merrill Markoe
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.
— Teddy Thompson
You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.
— Rebecca McNutt
You, lass, have a self-image problem.Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair
Everyone is a Butthole.
— Ted Aramac
Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive.
— Adi Alsaid
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
— Claire Tomalin
It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".
— Deyth Banger
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
— Jules Asner
Why are we so addicted to social media?Because, our limbic system is craving for rewards, pleasure, acceptance and expansion through mind. — Saurabh Sharma
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
— Joan Bauer
You know what to do?" "Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. — Joel N. Ross
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.
— Emily Gould
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.
— William Moyers
She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.
— P.G. Wodehouse
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.
— Will Self
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I'd love to be what I have been.
— Raheel Farooq
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
— Craig Benzine
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
— Bill Bailey
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.
— Danica McKellar
I've got a sense of self-preservation. OK, granted , it's still in the original shrink wrap but I've got one if I ever want to use it.
— Rachel Caine
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
