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Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. — Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. — Karl Pilkington

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer. — Jerry Seinfeld

Women know things that men will never know. We keep the best secrets. We tell the best stories. — Alice Hoffman

One was tired of everything, it seemed. One launched into enthusiasms only to collapse gracefully, and pick oneself up amid sympathetic laughter. — E. M. Forster

Can't you at least die with a little dignity? — Jerry Seinfeld

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield

I have done bad things. I can't take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am. — Veronica Roth

To trap one's self-suffering is to risk being devoured from the inside. — Frida Kahlo

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. — Jerry Seinfeld

Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it. — Marcus Valerius Martialis

I'm hopeless at playing scales. Try and be instinctive first and analytic afterwords, although it's good to study the theory of music. — Brian May