Secret Humor Quotes
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Secret Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.
— Annabel Pitcher
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
— Hugh Grant
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.
— Spider Robinson
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
— Groucho Marx
I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.
— M.D. Saperstein
That's it! Victoria's Secret and I are through!
— Jillian Dodd
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
— Adam Ferrara
I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter.
— The Covert Comic
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.
— Peter S. Beagle
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
— Bill Watterson
My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.
— Brian Spellman
They don't know you're secretly a badass?
— Rachel Caine
Ghosts!" gasped Alice. "Real, live ghosts?""No! Not 'real, live ghosts!' Spooky, dead ghosts! — Kellyn Roth
It was like the Secret Garden.Of dead people. — Chelsea Fine
A mind without a secret is with a question mark! A mind with so many secrets shall attract an exclamation one day!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
I think I've discovered the secret of life you just hang around until you get used to it. — Charles M. Schulz
All women know that bridesmaid dresses are a secret plot if the devil.
— Helena S. Paige
Well, it's not easy to find something that you do not know exists.
— Patricia Nedelea
The secret to humor is surprise.
— Aristotle.
No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.
— Nick Offerman
One of the Keith Commandments is that nothing is secret.
— Jessica Pallington West
The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy.
— Ann Romney
You've met our guards." He gestured at the silent cylindrical guide. "The secret warriors: the binja.
— China Mieville
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
So, if there are any couples here this evening having a secret extramarital affair, I encourage you to breed.
— Alison Larkin
I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor.
— John Kricfalusi
There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats.
— David Gemmell
We are puzzle pieces, bragging about being puzzle pieces, rather than being the picture.
— Tom Althouse
I am no longer a Silent Brother," he said. "Only an ordinary man. My name is James, James Carstairs. But everyone calls me Jem.
— Cassandra Clare
Patience slows down time and more can happen when time is slowed down. That's the secret of patience.
— Art Hochberg
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
— George Burns
Everyone has a secret.
— Kristine Cuevas
What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves
— Davida Wills Hurwin
The balanced adult retains an inner child. The secret is to know when to put him away.
— Anthony North
My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter.
— Atom Yang
