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Secret Humor Quotes & Sayings

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I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on. — Annabel Pitcher

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. — Bill Maher

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. — Hugh Grant

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — Groucho Marx

I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit. — M.D. Saperstein

That's it! Victoria's Secret and I are through! — Jillian Dodd

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew? — Richelle E. Goodrich

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. — Mark Twain

Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter. — The Covert Comic

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse — Bill Watterson

No building should be
A secret from Apollo
Or drop bricks on him — Rick Riordan

When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. — Joyce Brothers

My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity. — Brian Spellman

They don't know you're secretly a badass? — Rachel Caine

Ghosts!" gasped Alice. "Real, live ghosts?"

"No! Not 'real, live ghosts!' Spooky, dead ghosts! — Kellyn Roth

It was like the Secret Garden.
Of dead people. — Chelsea Fine

A mind without a secret is with a question mark! A mind with so many secrets shall attract an exclamation one day! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I think I've discovered the secret of life
you just hang around until you get used to it. — Charles M. Schulz

All women know that bridesmaid dresses are a secret plot if the devil. — Helena S. Paige

Well, it's not easy to find something that you do not know exists. — Patricia Nedelea

The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle.

No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor. — Nick Offerman

My secret is cool and mysterious like a jagged scar across my chest, and not dull and heavy like I gave up church buy not the angst. — J.C. Lillis

Kira: L, do you know
Gods of death
love apples?
L: Damn you, Kira ... — Tsugumi Ohba

One of the Keith Commandments is that nothing is secret. — Jessica Pallington West

The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy. — Ann Romney

I will take his secret to the grave, telling people I meet on the way. — Tom Stoppard

You've met our guards." He gestured at the silent cylindrical guide. "The secret warriors: the binja. — China Mieville

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic

If humor and rumor are needed more than faith and truth,
then it tells me something about the kind of world we live today. — Toba Beta

So, if there are any couples here this evening having a secret extramarital affair, I encourage you to breed. — Alison Larkin

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor. — John Kricfalusi

There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats. — David Gemmell

We are puzzle pieces, bragging about being puzzle pieces, rather than being the picture. — Tom Althouse

I am no longer a Silent Brother," he said. "Only an ordinary man. My name is James, James Carstairs. But everyone calls me Jem. — Cassandra Clare

Patience slows down time and more can happen when time is slowed down. That's the secret of patience. — Art Hochberg

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. — George Burns

Everyone has a secret. — Kristine Cuevas

What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves — Davida Wills Hurwin

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Believe it or not, this simple phrase, "Yes! And . . ." is the secret of improv. — Amy Lisewski

The balanced adult retains an inner child. The secret is to know when to put him away. — Anthony North

My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter. — Atom Yang

The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others. — Stuart Wilde