Scrotum Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Scrotum
Scrotum Quotes & Sayings
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Battles are won by men. Wars are won by strategists.
— Michael Scott
What, not coins in the bank? Does your purse hang as flaccid as a gelding's scrotum?
— Neal Stephenson
How can we trust a religion that has advocated slavery and the subjugation of women throughout history?
— Perry Marshall
They were simple, earnest people, those early Victorians, and had not yet learnt the trick of avoiding disturbing thoughts and sights.
— Ford Madox Ford
No human being can come into this world without increasing or diminishing the sum total of human happiness.
— Elihu Burritt
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
— Rowena Cherry
In place of dialectics, life had arrived.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
— Christopher Moore
(by the way ... I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it ... ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)
— Charles Bukowski
I have maggots in my scrotum.
— Trey Parker
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
— Yogi Berra
Newton screamed when he felt them begin to crawl over his scrotum and try to wiggle between his buttocks
— Jonathan Maberry
<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum.
— David Levithan
Strange, that however tough one's skin becomes in later life, the wounds of youth never close. Shenkt
— Joe Abercrombie
I love you, I want to tell yu that, I want to say it for the billion times I couldn't say it. - Fletcher Green
— Kimball Lee
Five toms bound and gagged. One ruptured scrotum ...
— Rachel Vincent
We are all in motion, always. Those who are not climbing towards something are descending toward nothing.
— Richard Paul Evans
Men's pride is situated in their scrotums.
— Marjane Satrapi