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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works. — Justin Halpern

The best way to reduce stress in your life is to stop screwing up. — Roy F. Baumeister

A lot of your problem was in your head. You see yourself screwing up, it's going to happen. — Joyce Maynard

John cursed himself. Or rather, he
cursed the past version of himself for so
thoughtlessly screwing over the current
version of himself. — David Wong

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up? — Bill Watterson

The fucking you got was never worth the screwing you took. — Stephen King

I know the territory, I've been around. It'll all turn to dust, and we'll fall down, and sooner or later you'll be screwing around. — Meat Loaf

I'm no stranger to fucking up. — Kathleen Glasgow

This was screwing. One hundred percent pissed-off, nail-raking, neck-biting, wall-fucking screwing. — Amy Andrews

I'm scared of screwing up my kids. — Tori Spelling

Instead, they asked: How do we prevent our people from screwing up? That approach never encourages a creative response. — Ed Catmull

Question one: are you all screwing each other? Question two: how can I get in on the action? — Charlie Cochet

When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you. — Randy Pausch

We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves. — Walter F. Ulmer

This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms
translation: all your bank account are belong to us
— Charles Stross

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — George Carlin

I am not greedy of money myself, but the monotony of always screwing and paring is more tiresome than the monotony of riches. — Annie French Hector

I'd rather risk screwing up with you than not even try. - Under My Skin — J. Kenner

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne

fusing themselves into a single new genre about partying all night with gangsta bitches screwing cowboys to the nasty beat that leads to Jesus. — Tim Dorsey

I will learn by screwing up. — Greg Bear

For God's sake" she panted. Glaring up at him with fury in those clear, yellow-green eyes. "Would you stop screwing around and fuck me already? — Christine Warren

I had to decide in the next few seconds: Would I let my past keep screwing up my present and my future? — Jeri Smith-Ready

You'd think after almost killing myself twice, I'd be able to stop screwing around with hydrazine. But nope. — Andy Weir

I never get tired of people telling me how important their job is as an excuse for screwing it up. — Christopher Farnsworth

They are not true as a thought but they are going in mind and are screwing everthing in mind - Fuck them! — Deyth Banger

And he makes me think ... that it'll be okay. That I don't have to worry about screwing it up. — Rainbow Rowell

Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero. — Blake Edwards

And that was one thing I didn't want: NO CASUAL SEX. I thought it was disgusting, the idea of just screwing around and then that's it. — Augusten Burroughs

Screwing is more enjoyable than drilling bolt holes !. — Warren G. Harding

I had no idea if I was doing the friend thing right or utterly screwing it up. — Gwenda Bond

Married?" Travis said, his face screwing into disgust. "What the fuck, Cami? I'm nineteen! Nobody gets married at nineteen. — Jamie McGuire

Surely there was nothing more pathetic than screwing up your own suicide. — Michael Marshall

Paranoia is a social disease-you get it from screwing other people. — Paul Brodeur

if being intolerant and screwing someone out of a well-earned promotion was a crime, this country would need to build a lot more jails. — Jeaniene Frost

We've got to stop fracking the earth, fucking women, and screwing the poor. — Eleanor Bowman

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up. — Saul

I know that God has had my back, even when I was screwing up. — Natalie Cole

By Duraden, I have trolls dancing in my head this morning!' Stubble grumbled, screwing his eyes into a squint at the bright morning light. — Carl Sargent

What's that saying? Behind every gorgeous woman, there's a man sick of screwing her? Well, it works both ways. No one mentions that part. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool. — Anonymous

Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?" "I enjoy screwing people over," she said. "I figure I might as well get paid for it. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Dad," I said hesitantly, "I wish you could be there for me even when I'm doing the wrong thing. I wish you could love me even when I'm screwing up. — Lisa Kleypas

Fun for us just happens to be screwing around with anything that gets our attention and is thought-provoking. — Jamie Hyneman

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher

A large part of being a parent is a constant near certainty that you are screwing it up, and it is comforting to be able to spread the blame around. — Cody McFadyen

I'm tired of screwing up. I'm tired of being down. I'm tired of myself. I'm tired of bein' down. — Tom Petty

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime. — Robert Mitchum

But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up. — Rebecca Scherm

The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down. — Adam Savage

Screwing business as usual fundamentally recognises that doing good is good for business. — Richard Branson

Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it. — Henry David Thoreau

Enjoy things even when you're screwing up. — Keith Johnstone

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? — Matt Lauer

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. — Jay Leno

It's hard to think of such things when you are busy dreaming or loving or screwing. The context falls away. — David Levithan

If you're screwing up and people aren't saying anything, that means they have given up. — Jim Graham

The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind. — Barry Diller

To the best guy I know that I'm not screwing. — Jay McLean

How do you listen to this shit? It sounds like two cat's screwing in a trashcan. — Colleen Masters

The minute you take away somebody the public's voting for, you're screwing with the program. There's no logic to it. — Nigel Lythgoe

[W]hen we make mistakes, we shrug and say that we are human. As bats are batty and slugs are sluggish, our own species is synonymous with screwing up. — Kathryn Schulz

As I was coming up in business, screwing up was not an option in any form. — Kevin Allen

If you're worrying about the past, you've got a good chance of screwing up the future. — Howard A. Tullman

It was almost as if my screwing everything up was beyond my control, destined, written in the stars. — Cyn Balog

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels. — Emma Chase

I know this, the Federal Reserve is private and the I.R.S. is screwing us. — Alex Jones

Hey sister, you're just moving too fast, you're screwing up the quota. — Patti Smith

The business of politics, which essentially meant screwing others before they got around to screwing you. — David Baldacci

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal. — Jay Leno

That's probably why she has added the two severed heads to the uprights of the throne. They lend her an undeniable air of not screwing around. — Nick Harkaway