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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?""Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger
It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.
— Justin Halpern
The best way to reduce stress in your life is to stop screwing up.
— Roy F. Baumeister
A lot of your problem was in your head. You see yourself screwing up, it's going to happen.
— Joyce Maynard
What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
— Bill Watterson
The fucking you got was never worth the screwing you took.
— Stephen King
I'm no stranger to fucking up.
— Kathleen Glasgow
This was screwing. One hundred percent pissed-off, nail-raking, neck-biting, wall-fucking screwing.
— Amy Andrews
I'm scared of screwing up my kids.
— Tori Spelling
Question one: are you all screwing each other? Question two: how can I get in on the action?
— Charlie Cochet
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.
— Randy Pausch
This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithmstranslation: all your bank account are belong to us
— Charles Stross
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
— George Carlin
I am not greedy of money myself, but the monotony of always screwing and paring is more tiresome than the monotony of riches.
— Annie French Hector
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.
— Ozzy Osbourne
I will learn by screwing up.
— Greg Bear
For God's sake" she panted. Glaring up at him with fury in those clear, yellow-green eyes. "Would you stop screwing around and fuck me already?
— Christine Warren
I had to decide in the next few seconds: Would I let my past keep screwing up my present and my future?
— Jeri Smith-Ready
You'd think after almost killing myself twice, I'd be able to stop screwing around with hydrazine. But nope.
— Andy Weir
I never get tired of people telling me how important their job is as an excuse for screwing it up.
— Christopher Farnsworth
They are not true as a thought but they are going in mind and are screwing everthing in mind - Fuck them!
— Deyth Banger
And he makes me think ... that it'll be okay. That I don't have to worry about screwing it up.
— Rainbow Rowell
Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero.
— Blake Edwards
And that was one thing I didn't want: NO CASUAL SEX. I thought it was disgusting, the idea of just screwing around and then that's it.
— Augusten Burroughs
Screwing is more enjoyable than drilling bolt holes !.
— Warren G. Harding
Married?" Travis said, his face screwing into disgust. "What the fuck, Cami? I'm nineteen! Nobody gets married at nineteen.
— Jamie McGuire
Surely there was nothing more pathetic than screwing up your own suicide.
— Michael Marshall
if being intolerant and screwing someone out of a well-earned promotion was a crime, this country would need to build a lot more jails.
— Jeaniene Frost
A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
What's that saying? Behind every gorgeous woman, there's a man sick of screwing her? Well, it works both ways. No one mentions that part.
— Taylor Jenkins Reid
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.
— Anonymous
Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?" "I enjoy screwing people over," she said. "I figure I might as well get paid for it.
— Whitney Gracia Williams
Fun for us just happens to be screwing around with anything that gets our attention and is thought-provoking.
— Jamie Hyneman
Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.
— Jim Butcher
I'm tired of screwing up. I'm tired of being down. I'm tired of myself. I'm tired of bein' down.
— Tom Petty
I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places.
— Shannon L. Alder
These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.
— Robert Mitchum
But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up.
— Rebecca Scherm
Screwing business as usual fundamentally recognises that doing good is good for business.
— Richard Branson
Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it.
— Henry David Thoreau
Enjoy things even when you're screwing up.
— Keith Johnstone
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
— Matt Lauer
It's hard to think of such things when you are busy dreaming or loving or screwing. The context falls away.
— David Levithan
If you're screwing up and people aren't saying anything, that means they have given up.
— Jim Graham
To the best guy I know that I'm not screwing.
— Jay McLean
The minute you take away somebody the public's voting for, you're screwing with the program. There's no logic to it.
— Nigel Lythgoe
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[W]hen we make mistakes, we shrug and say that we are human. As bats are batty and slugs are sluggish, our own species is synonymous with screwing up.
— Kathryn Schulz
If you're worrying about the past, you've got a good chance of screwing up the future.
— Howard A. Tullman
It was almost as if my screwing everything up was beyond my control, destined, written in the stars.
— Cyn Balog
Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels.
— Emma Chase
