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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

answers. I took another swig of water, screwed the cap back on and thought about the next place I must look for Doc. I did not like it — Rolland Love

If the man screwed like he kissed she was a goner — Amy Andrews

All statements are true, if you are free to redefine their terms. — Thomas Sowell

The conservative argument is that the economy is like the weather, that it just operates automatically. — Sidney Blumenthal

I felt less like Cinderella and more like used drywall. Perpetually screwed. — Sonya Bateman

You have no idea what it's like trying to pretend I'm normal, when deep inside I know I'm completely screwed up. — Kristi Cook

If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it? If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it! — Trooper

Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem

Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the pieces afterward and trying to make up reasons why. — Joe Schreiber

It's like ping pong with a ball made out of acid and fire. That's what's going on inside our screwed up heads. — Rebecca O'Donnell

I screwed the King of the Man-whores - condom-free - in a damned shed, because I'm classy like that. — Joanna Wylde

Her body is like the worst drug there is, the kind I just know is going to fuck me up. If you hit this, Ronnie, you are so screwed. — C.M. Stunich

Life wants you to be complete unto yourself, generally enjoy and expand consciousness, open, explore, love. — Jay Woodman

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight. — Henry George Bohn

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course. — Pat Conroy

Musicians are like lightbulbs, they burn hot and bright, but can't be screwed more than once. — Penny Reid

I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of — Colleen Hoover

You know, like that old Catch 42 expression that stands for the meaning of life is that in the end you always get screwed. — Jack Campbell

You're both so screwed up alone that together you're like the perfect mess. — J. Sterling

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

My experience has been that people who die for causes have few friends in death. — James Lee Burke

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. — Miranda Lambert

I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff. — Steve Cropper

Things will get really screwed up, right?"
"Erm ... maybe."
"Maybe, like how?"
"Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert? — Julie Kagawa

It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't normal to rain roses. That's like a clock running backward, or well water turning to blood. — Jodi Picoult

You have to get lost to find your true self. — Debasish Mridha

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. — Patrick Ness

If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together there is something you must always remember ... — A.A. Milne