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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
— Corey Feldman
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
— Mariah Carey
If the man screwed like he kissed she was a goner
— Amy Andrews
Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date.""Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.
— Jim Hodges
Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis.
— Jonathan L. Howard
I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'
— Laurie Halse Anderson
If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed.
— Larry Mullen Jr.
I am so screwed.
— Paul Emil
Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty.
— Jennifer Worth
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
— Richard M. Nixon
Yes, everything's just fine.It's all perfectly fine.
Except for one thing: it's all screwed up. — Fernando Pessoa
I'm not sure if you just screwed with history or if history just screwed with you.
— Lesley Livingston
Better to be screwed physically than financially.
— Charlaine Harris
You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror.
— Maurissa Guibord
So," I said, "the only way for me to arrive at angel status is to appear in your screwed-up dreams." "Take it any way you can get it, babe. — Benjamin Alire Saenz
There are degrees of screwed.
— Peter H. Gleick
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Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters.
— Kimberly Lauren
I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair
— Dolly Parton
Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.
— Christopher Titus
That's how screwed up you are, I thought. Your idea of adulthood still comes from picturebooks.
— Gillian Flynn
What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.
— Robyn Bachar
I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?
— Drew Barrymore
I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't BuffyI was so screwed. — Patricia Briggs
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly.
— Frederick Lenz
Hair-braiding salons and mystic shops littered the block, but she didn't need a psychic to predict her cards read "royally screwed.
— Katherine McIntyre
Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.'
— Robert M. Pirsig
I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam.
— Waylon Jennings
You're such a slut, you screwed Breckin the Mormon
— Colleen Hoover
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
— Demetri Martin
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
— Mitch Hedberg
You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up,
— Alex Bogusky
If We Lose ... We're All Screwed.
— Tony Amonte
Nick grew up with a father who never ever apologized, so when Nick feels he has screwed up he goes on offense.
— Gillian Flynn
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugswhich shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks
As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world.
— Jill Greenberg
I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented.
— Jonathan Lethem
Show of hands," Devon said, breaking the silence. "Who thinks we're screwed?
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.
— Eoin Colfer
I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful
— Steve McQueen
I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
We're just as screwed up as you.
— Gerard Way
I just think that I screwed up what could have turned into a more significant relationship, or at least a lasting friendship.
— Emily Giffin
I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed.
— Lindsay Lohan
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
— Mel Gibson
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.
— Rick Springfield
We're just as screwed up and brave and false and loyal and wrong and right as anyone else.
— Patrick Ness
We're screwed. (Nick)Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know a shooter when you see it. At least the creative people do. If a picture isn't obvious in the first draft you're kind of screwed.
— William Monahan
To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.
— Amy Winehouse
Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination.
— Emily Snow
A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
— Julie Harris
Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle.
— Ronnie Schiller
God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up.
— Wesley Miller
I'm so totally mesmerized by him. And so totally in lust with him.
And so totally screwed. — Samantha Towle
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.
— Michael Jordan
My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.
— Miranda Lambert
People who go into show business are screwed up.
— Craig Kilborn
Those handsome ones, their heads just ain't screwed on right sometimes. They think the world revolves around them and them alone.
— Christine Bush
I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of
— Colleen Hoover
The key to a good relationship is forgiveness, because without it we're all completely screwed.
— Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin
Things will get really screwed up, right?""Erm ... maybe."
"Maybe, like how?"
"Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert? — Julie Kagawa
It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't normal to rain roses. That's like a clock running backward, or well water turning to blood.
— Jodi Picoult
Dust coated the long-dark light fixtures on the ceiling, at least half of them busted, jagged glass screwed into rusty holes.
— James Dashner
