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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. — Farley Mowat

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all. — David Klass

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. — Mariah Carey

But it is clear to me that our survival - both yours and mine - will be dictated by how well you and I can work together."
"So we're screwed? — Devon Monk

If the man screwed like he kissed she was a goner — Amy Andrews

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

If all we are is what people think we are, then we're all screwed. — Rhoda Belleza

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. — Jim Hodges

Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis. — Jonathan L. Howard

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' — Laurie Halse Anderson

If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed. — Larry Mullen Jr.

I am so screwed. — Paul Emil

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all. — Thora Birch

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues. — Chelsea Cain

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty. — Jennifer Worth

I don't allow Hollywood to define my joy, my happiness, and my peace because you'll be screwed. You have to be very careful. — Tia Mowry

Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! — John Irving

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? — Richard M. Nixon

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up. — Raekwon

Yes, everything's just fine.
It's all perfectly fine.
Except for one thing: it's all screwed up. — Fernando Pessoa

I'm not sure if you just screwed with history or if history just screwed with you. — Lesley Livingston

Better to be screwed physically than financially. — Charlaine Harris

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror. — Maurissa Guibord

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

So," I said, "the only way for me to arrive at angel status is to appear in your screwed-up dreams."
"Take it any way you can get it, babe. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse. — Artie Lange

There are degrees of screwed. — Peter H. Gleick

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me ... oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks

Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters. — Kimberly Lauren

Considering she'd just blown his gray matter into the ether, he was screwed. — Kelly Moran

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair — Dolly Parton

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. — Christopher Titus

That's how screwed up you are, I thought. Your idea of adulthood still comes from picturebooks. — Gillian Flynn

What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked. — Robyn Bachar

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'? — Drew Barrymore

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy
I was so screwed. — Patricia Briggs

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk

If Castle Dracula screwed a hospital, this would be the bastard offspring. — Larissa Ione

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. — Frederick Lenz

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed. — Tim Roth

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi

Hair-braiding salons and mystic shops littered the block, but she didn't need a psychic to predict her cards read "royally screwed. — Katherine McIntyre

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else. — Cassandra Clare

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.' — Robert M. Pirsig

I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam. — Waylon Jennings

You're such a slut, you screwed Breckin the Mormon — Colleen Hoover

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, — Alex Bogusky

If We Lose ... We're All Screwed. — Tony Amonte

Yeah, and she's really screwed up, as screwed up as me, but I don't look at that as an insult. I look at that as a chance to connect. — Ned Vizzini

Nick grew up with a father who never ever apologized, so when Nick feels he has screwed up he goes on offense. — Gillian Flynn

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs
which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world. — Jill Greenberg

You're both so screwed up alone that together you're like the perfect mess. — J. Sterling

I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. — Jonathan Lethem

Show of hands," Devon said, breaking the silence. "Who thinks we're screwed? — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather. — Hugh Grant

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. — Eoin Colfer

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful — Steve McQueen

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

We're just as screwed up as you. — Gerard Way

I just think that I screwed up what could have turned into a more significant relationship, or at least a lasting friendship. — Emily Giffin

I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed. — Lindsay Lohan

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. — Rick Springfield

We're just as screwed up and brave and false and loyal and wrong and right as anyone else. — Patrick Ness

She was screwed by the fates. Cursed with a mate she wanted but couldn't have. — Susannah Scott

We're screwed. (Nick)
Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You know a shooter when you see it. At least the creative people do. If a picture isn't obvious in the first draft you're kind of screwed. — William Monahan

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. — Larry Wall

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better. — Amy Winehouse

Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination. — Emily Snow

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. — Patrick Ness

A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. — Julie Harris

Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle. — Ronnie Schiller

God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. — Wesley Miller

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. — Ben Hogan

I'm so totally mesmerized by him.
And so totally in lust with him.
And so totally screwed. — Samantha Towle

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. — Michael Jordan

Think of this as the most screwed-up love letter ever. — Nick Lake

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. — Miranda Lambert

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else. — J.D. Robb

People who go into show business are screwed up. — Craig Kilborn

Those handsome ones, their heads just ain't screwed on right sometimes. They think the world revolves around them and them alone. — Christine Bush

I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of — Colleen Hoover

The key to a good relationship is forgiveness, because without it we're all completely screwed. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

Things will get really screwed up, right?"
"Erm ... maybe."
"Maybe, like how?"
"Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert? — Julie Kagawa

It's screwed up, is what it is. Ain't normal to rain roses. That's like a clock running backward, or well water turning to blood. — Jodi Picoult

Dust coated the long-dark light fixtures on the ceiling, at least half of them busted, jagged glass screwed into rusty holes. — James Dashner

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day. — Peter Biskind

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. — Zakk Wylde

I've been screwed and sued and tattooed, and I'm still standin' here in front of you. — Elizabeth Gilbert