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Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her. — C.D. Reiss

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. — Brene Brown

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts

One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right. — Jim Cummings

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe

No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap. — Minari Endou

I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has. — Joey Santiago

I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at a club playing music.' — Huey Lewis

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire. — Janet Evanovich

Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!
It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison

I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. — George Eads

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.
Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. — Dana Stabenow

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. — Hal Needham

Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well. — Alamvusha

There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. — Raymond E. Feist

I embrace me, exactly as I am, and the rest of the world can screw off. — Lindy Zart

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. — Cory Arcangel

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin

Mom laughed. Well that's why, when it's real, you do whatever you have to do to work it out. Screw stability. Forget common sense. Make a move. — Cindi Madsen

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically. — Janet Evanovich

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. — Diablo Cody

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on. — Phyllis Diller

We all screw up. We all wish we were stronger than we are, and not one of us will get through this life without regret. — Swati Avasthi

Multitasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. — Gary Keller

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. — Jeffree Star

We moved in silence for a moment and I said, "How did we screw this all up so badly, John?"
He shook his head. "We always find a way. — David Wong

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life. — Brandon Thomas

I should go. My date ... "
"Screw him."
"That wasn't on the agenda for tonight."
He gave me a wicked grin.
"I'm glad. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up. — Angelo Donghia

You try to be a nice guy, but girls just have to be stubborn about it. Then they complain chivalry is dead. Screw that. — Becca Ann

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus

I just screw up and fake it up. — Deyth Banger

Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?'
'Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews

If you really screw up, send roses. — Letitia Baldrige

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. — Will Ferrell

Save the gerund and screw the whale. — Tom Stoppard

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much. — Steve Martin

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett

In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters. — Reid Hoffman

We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it. — Rosemary Casals

It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us. — Susan Mallery

I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body. — Mike Shinoda

He just happens to be even more beautiful in person than on Twitter, and screw this- he's totally from Saturn. Earthlings don't look like this. — Nikki Godwin

I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one.Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying — Gayle Forman

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?' — Tom Hanks

But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up. — Rebecca Scherm

Braden, Ellie, and Adam came in and took their usual table directly across from us so that Braden and Joss could screw each other with their eyes. — Samantha Young

Screw the daring tough guy image, what happened with us broke me. — Steph Campbell

Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! — Mike Milbury

She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all. — Larissa Ione

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. — Evita Peron

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. — Neil Cavuto

I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone. — Winter Renshaw

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox — Frank W. Abagnale

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg

Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. — Ellen Pompeo

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono. — Michael O'Leary

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

Screw going home. This wasn't the 1950s. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds

I can't promise you I won't ever screw up, but I can promise you that every single day I wake up, I will love you more then the day before. — T.K. Chapin

I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun. — Christa Miller

Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention. — Chuck Palahniuk

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

She had made so many calculations, but none involved her legs melting from under her with the instant desire to screw. — Lauren Groff

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. — Mark Thornton

Screw it
the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting. — Tere Michaels

I curse anyone who reads this book. If you touch it, hell will be waiting. Screw you. Happy reading. — Dawn Kurtagich

Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp, — Hugh Laurie

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

There are some people who you've got to stay away from. They can't help themselves; they are just genetically programmed to screw you over. — Mindy Quigley

There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves. — C.E. Dimond

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show. — Tyra Banks

In our system of government, an opposition party doesn't have the ability to pass legislation, but it has the ability to massively screw things up. — Alex Pareene

One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be up. — Stephen Burt

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Mortals, screw 'em. — Eoin Colfer

What you did hurt, Lucas. You wanted me to submit to you just so you could tell me to screw off." I whisper harshly. "And now you want me. — Emily Snow

Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James

Floating screw - that's what people used to call me. — Edward Kennedy

You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said. — Lindsay Buroker

Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere. — Paul MacCready

I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. — Lauren Beukes

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable. — Daniel Tosh