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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
— Woody Allen
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate ... Choose science.
— Carl Sagan
But men are funny about their wars, they act as if they own them, and perhaps they do, for I don't think women ever start them.
— Pippa Goldschmidt
Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
— Seanan McGuire
One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.
— Walther Nernst
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul.
— Gavin Pretor-Pinney
Cale! Have you had a female in here?"Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
— Bill Maher
Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk
I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.
— Duke Of Wellington
With faith anything can be solved
— NightBits
There is a reference in Aristotle to a gnat produced by larvae engendered in the slime of vinegar. This must have been Drosophila.
— Alfred Henry Sturtevant
Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.
— Kevin Fong
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
— Scott Thompson
There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.
— Margaret Geller
Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear.
— Vernor Vinge
Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ...
— Isaac Asimov
I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
— Criss Jami
A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.
— Niels Bohr
If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.
— Ernest Rutherford
The scientist believes in proof without certainty, the bigot in certainty without proof.
— Ashley Montagu
It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.
— Elise Andrew
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
— Eric Allman
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?
— Gian-Carlo Rota
His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.
— Kiersten Fay
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
— Stephen Hawking
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!
— Ralph Bakshi
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
— Evelyn Waugh
