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It's relaxing sometimes, just being human. — Amy Schumer

I think teaching should be an exalted profession, not a picked-on profession. — Chuck Schumer

I don't know how introverts survived without the Internet. Or with the Internet. Actually, I don't know how we survive at all. It feels impossible. — Amy Schumer

Inaction is perhaps the greatest mistake of all. — Chuck Schumer

You have to show Israel that it's not going to be forced to do things it doesn't want to do and can't do. — Chuck Schumer

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore. — Amy Schumer

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty. — Amy Schumer

Anyone who thinks they have a monopoly on truth, and there is only one way to see the world, always gets us into trouble. — Chuck Schumer

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. — Amy Schumer

Focus on your own goals and how to achieve them. No one took your spot, there's room for all of us. — Amy Schumer

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked. — Amy Schumer

Arafat was a barrier to peace. — Chuck Schumer

We all accept too easily that life has to be hard and forget to make sure we have the most fun we can. — Amy Schumer

He was really into family ... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife. — Amy Schumer

I don't even want to know someone who isn't barely hanging on by a thread. — Amy Schumer

In today's competitive economy, to stand still is to die. — Chuck Schumer

There are very close ties between the Jewish and Mormon people. — Chuck Schumer

But I don't think the Democratic Party is at eye level with the middle class. — Chuck Schumer

America is a place where we all come together. It is a place of consensus. — Chuck Schumer

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. — Amy Schumer

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up. — Amy Schumer

Democrats don't relate to middle-class people. — Chuck Schumer

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. — Amy Schumer

Mr. Snowden is a coward who has chosen to run. — Chuck Schumer

I'm totally opposed to vouchers. I will fight them tooth and nail. — Chuck Schumer

The saddest revelation I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. — Amy Schumer

Bigotry has always been the poison of America, and we oughta do everything to eradicate it with no excuses or explanations. — Chuck Schumer

We're here to tell the NRA their nightmare is true ... — Charles Schumer

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer

I'm glad I struggled. I think I'd be an asshole if my money were anything other than the "new" kind. — Amy Schumer

I am crushing so hard on Amy Schumer. Women like her who have chosen to stand up for themselves and face the bullies are being so embraced. — Anne Hathaway

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see. — Amy Schumer

I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Buster's in Cincinnati. — Amy Schumer

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

I am not special just because I'm famous right now. — Amy Schumer

I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5. — Amy Schumer

He presented to the world the facade of a certain kind of man who wasn't really there. — Amy Schumer

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will. — Amy Schumer

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?' — Amy Schumer

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be. — Amy Schumer

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom? — Amy Schumer

The only people who use them [so-called assault weapons] are mass murderers ... — Charles Schumer

The living take a part of the dead with them, carrying them around in their minds, like a song that lingers after the music has been turned off. — Fern Schumer Chapman

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. — Amy Schumer

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. — Lewis Black

Well, I think it's too early to call Fallujah a failure. — Chuck Schumer

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started. — Amy Schumer

You do have to change things as warfare changes. — Chuck Schumer

Marco [Rubio] has more of an allegiance to Chuck Schumer and to the liberals than he does to conservative policy. — Ted Cruz

Reclassification is the best way to for us to preserve the Internet as an unfettered tool for communication and the sharing of ideas. — Chuck Schumer

I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless. — Amy Schumer

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer

To those like Mitt Romney who want to take us backwards, let's send a strong message in November: as we say in Brooklyn, 'Fuhgeddaboutit.' — Chuck Schumer

Economic conservatives like immigration reform, and in fact, many of them supported the bill that John McCain and I put together in the Senate. — Chuck Schumer

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. — Amy Schumer

I have never supported amnesty, and I led the fight against Chuck Schumer's gang of eight amnesty legislation in the Senate. — Ted Cruz

The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford. — Amy Schumer

Candidates With Deeply Held Christian Beliefs Are Unfit and Disqualified From Serving As A Federal Judge. — Charles Schumer

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride? — Amy Schumer

When one has success, the answer is not to undo that success. It is to continue what has been done. — Chuck Schumer

First of all, nobody can be innocent and wise at the same time. That's another one of those impossible combinations. — Amy Schumer

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot. — Amy Schumer

To introduce a whole new tax regime, that would be modern tax reform. But that's too big a task. — Chuck Schumer

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. — Chuck Schumer

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test. — Amy Schumer

Unfortunately, the administration's plan is an ounce of cure for a pound of problems. — Charles Schumer

We're going to hammer guns on the anvil of relentless legislative strategy! We're going to beat guns into submission! — Charles Schumer

If we say the Geneva Convention is obsolete, then what do others who have our soldiers say? — Chuck Schumer

I want to attract the best people into teaching. — Chuck Schumer

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too. — Amy Schumer

Smells, I think, may be the last thing on earth to die. — Fern Schumer Chapman

I think it's a little insulting, a bit insulting to American workers when Rand Paul says that unemployment insurance is a disservice. — Chuck Schumer

I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows? — Amy Schumer

When someone takes a private photo, on a private cell phone, it should remain just that: private. — Chuck Schumer

Soft money will find its way and seep into the political system and corrode it, unless we plug every hole. — Chuck Schumer

Giving up even an ounce of precious freedom is a very serious thing to do. — Chuck Schumer

Wall Street excesses helped lead to the Great Recession. — Chuck Schumer

Have kids; have a lot of kids. Start early and keep having them. — Chuck Schumer

You know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a President. — Chuck Schumer

Obviously, there are conservatives who are in the mainstream and conservatives who would take people's rights away. — Charles Schumer

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album! — Amy Schumer

I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you. — Amy Schumer

Any party that writes off 25, 30, 35 percent of the American people is not going to be a winner. — Chuck Schumer

The saddest realization I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment. — Amy Schumer

Most of the people I meet who are on unemployment are people who have had jobs for 25 years, lost them; they've been knocking on doors every week. — Chuck Schumer

As long as the Palestinians send terrorists onto school buses and to nightclubs to blow up people, Israel has no choice but to build the fence. — Chuck Schumer

So I want my kids to go to public schools because I think it's a better education overall. — Chuck Schumer

The bottom line is very simple. You negotiate on this, they will up the ante for the debt ceiling. — Charles Schumer

The Tea Party people are ideologues. They are right, and no one can change their minds. There is no reason for compromise. — Chuck Schumer

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde. — Amy Schumer

I think we could be at a tipping point — Charles Schumer

It is essential that all Americans take the time to honor and remember those individuals who gave their lives in defense of our liberty. — Chuck Schumer

I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions, not some bureaucrat in Indianapolis working for an insurance company. — Chuck Schumer

We tend to talk, Democrats, as a party, in legislative terms. — Chuck Schumer

I've got a terrible person in me just as much as anybody else, and I think - I like to think I also have a really good person in me. — Amy Schumer

It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna! — Amy Schumer

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time. — Amy Schumer

tactics for negotiating with adults. I came on pretty strong at my friends' houses because — Amy Schumer

It's hard out there for a fuzzy little introvert. — Amy Schumer