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Saying No Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: No man is charming all of the time.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. — Rita Rudner

Saying No Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Saying No Funny Quotes By Dominic Chianese: I had no idea what they were saying

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. — Dominic Chianese

Saying No Funny Quotes By Leah Broadby: If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Saying No Funny Quotes By David Sedaris: I love things made out of animals. It's

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

Saying No Funny Quotes By Shae Ross: Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

Saying No Funny Quotes By Sam Argent: My silence was reward for you saying something

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent

Saying No Funny Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Saying No Funny Quotes By Chanel West Coast: I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

Saying No Funny Quotes By Steve Coogan: All those people who go around saying Life

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve. — Steve Coogan

Saying No Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: I get a lot of letters - a

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

Saying No Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I think therefore I am not sure.

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Saying No Funny Quotes By Hannah Harrington: I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

Saying No Funny Quotes By Jon Lovitz: You want everyone to be great and funny.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz

Saying No Funny Quotes By Unknown: All I'm saying is I've never seen my

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Saying No Funny Quotes By Issa Rae: I hate to say it but I hate

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. — Issa Rae

Saying No Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Saying No Funny Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: I love you because you loved me first.

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Saying No Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

Saying No Funny Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: If you want to know what the camel

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Saying No Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: I once punched a bloke in the face

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Saying No Funny Quotes By Roz Chast: I think maybe to survive, I mean to

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

Saying No Funny Quotes By Dick Cavett: I get a kick out of people saying

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. — Dick Cavett

Saying No Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: I can't make out what they're saying; it

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

Saying No Funny Quotes By Lena Dunham: There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!' — Lena Dunham

Saying No Funny Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Saying No Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen,

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" — Henny Youngman

Saying No Funny Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Saying No Funny Quotes By Anna Torv: I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' — Anna Torv

Saying No Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I will take all my rights! Can you

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Saying No Funny Quotes By Agatha Christie: I should like to knock their silly heads

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

Saying No Funny Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

Saying No Funny Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Saying No Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Saying No Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: There was a lot more to magic, as

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

Saying No Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain