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[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit. — Dorothy Parker

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! — Shannon Hale

I was raised, I feel like, on television, definitely a child of TV, and was always fascinated by storytelling. — Jim Rash

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

I don't think anybody should get married before they're 30. You're too young to really know yourself. — Jeremy London

HECKLER: Say something funny!
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara

I've always had a great love of music since childhood. It changes every day.. every time you write, it's a new experience. It's a self expression. — Edgar Winter

I believe that nothing happens by chance. Deep down, things have their own secret plan, even though we don't understand it . — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

There is a melancholy which accompanies all enthusiasm. — Anthony Ashley Cooper

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman

Miracles are instant gratification without a guarantee of any long term result. — Sunday Adelaja

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' — Penn Jillette

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

(I never crush a relationship dead, I once boasted. Meaning: I always leave something in case I want to pick it up later.) — Jill Dawson

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows

To him, any place could serve as home - more than that: wherever he happened to be was the universe. — Eiji Yoshikawa

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say. — Sarah Vowell

She did not mind this new background; she was indifferent to the slums as she had been indifferent to the drawing rooms. — Ayn Rand

When I say something funny, I don't laugh. — Blake Lively

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

My behavior is humiliating. — Danny Bonaduce

Machinery which is not used is not capital. — Karl Marx

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. — J.D. Salinger