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Save Money Funny Quotes By Jack Johnson: Getting lost is not a waste of time,

Getting lost is not a waste of time, — Jack Johnson

Save Money Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Manute Bol is so skinny they save money

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen

Save Money Funny Quotes By Yohji Yamamoto: A beautiful flower does not exist. There's only

A beautiful flower does not exist. There's only a moment when a flower looks beautiful. — Yohji Yamamoto

Save Money Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Her hair is smoldering. Her face was smudged

Her hair is smoldering. Her face was smudged with soot. She had a cut on her arms, her dress was torn, and she was missing a boot. Beautiful. — Rick Riordan

Save Money Funny Quotes By Vasily Smyslov: The first chess book that I read was

The first chess book that I read was Dufresne's self-tutor, published with Lasker's Common Sense in Chess as an appendix. — Vasily Smyslov

Save Money Funny Quotes By Olivia Cunning: If my heart grows any fonder, it's going

If my heart grows any fonder, it's going to hop out of my chest and into yours. — Olivia Cunning

Save Money Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: How did people do this - swallow all

How did people do this - swallow all their fears and trust someone else so implicitly with every imperfection and fear they had ... — Stephenie Meyer

Save Money Funny Quotes By Gilles Menage: A mild attack of apoplexy may be called

A mild attack of apoplexy may be called death's retaining fee. — Gilles Menage

Save Money Funny Quotes By Stanislaw Jerzy Lec: Every bush can burn if you fire it

Every bush can burn if you fire it with your imagination. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Save Money Funny Quotes By Kathy Mattea: Love travels the miles upon the wings of

Love travels the miles upon the wings of Angels. — Kathy Mattea

Save Money Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I took my son to Coney island, I

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"! — Rodney Dangerfield