Saturday Night Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Saturday Night

Saturday Night Quotes & Sayings

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I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. — Tracy Morgan

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera

'SCTV' was the concept of a group ensemble doing satirical things. 'Saturday Night Live's sketches were broader than ours, more universal. — Joe Flaherty

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was a good group effort. — Chris Hemsworth

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon

It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of July. — Michael Shaara

From the time I was about 7 until I was about 13 or 14, I looked like I was Pat from 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm not exaggerating, remotely. — Kirsten Vangsness

It was Saturday night at the Tune-In Cafe and the only person inside its dingy walls who wasn't drunk was seriously starting to wish that she were. — Sandra Marton

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live. — Geraldo Rivera

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. — Lindsey Vonn

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good. — Jamie Farr

Rich People plan for three generations
Poor people plan for Saturday night — Gloria Steinem

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. — C.J. Carlyon

My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. As — Michael Chabon

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life. — Tracy Morgan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash

'Saturday Night Live' will always be this amazing, powerful behemoth, but it's also not the only thing happening in comedy anymore. — Jenny Slate

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. — Michael Chabon

Alex: 'Cole, did you not like Saturday night? Because I loved it. It was quite possibly the best sex I've ever had.'
Cole: Damn straight. — Mia London

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey

It's more important to look good than to feel good.
Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live — Billy Crystal

'Saturday Night Live' is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and maybe singing, too. — Jill Scott

He was mirroring my thoughts on Saturday night - this man is good for you, Sara - the same thoughts I'd tried so hard to hold on to. — Christina Lauren

The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain't no vampire! — B.B. King

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work. — Molly Shannon

Detention, Saturday night, my office," said Snape. "I do not take cheek from anyone, Potter . . . not even 'the Chosen One.' — J.K. Rowling

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan

It's not who you want to spend Friday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans. — Mike Birbiglia

A good mystery keeps you up on Saturday night. A bad mystery puts you to sleep on Sunday afternoon. Either way, you come out ahead. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and on a Saturday night. — Christopher Isherwood

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow, — Jane Curtin

I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show. — Joe Piscopo

And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night. — Fisher Stevens

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Max Brooks

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. — George S. Kaufman

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night. — Beano Cook

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. — Tracy Morgan

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up. — Kevin Nealon

In Jack's view, you were obliged to sin on Saturday night so you'd have something to atone for Sunday morning. — Lisa Kleypas

O Hathor," Cleo began, "why bless me with an abundance of gorgeousness and then deprive me of people to envy it? Especially on a Saturday night? — Lisi Harrison

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity. — Peter Dinklage

My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path. — Nicole Ari Parker

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set. — Eddie Murphy

It is the neon epic of Saturday night. — Don DeLillo

The '80s were all about 'Saturday Night's Main Event.' — Freddie Prinze Jr.

Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end. — Jon Acuff

I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. — Taylor Swift

I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say there's happiness in every bubble! — Cat Deeley

It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. — Bob Newhart

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph

I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. — Tina Fey

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night. — Harold B. Lee

I'd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz — Jennifer Rardin

A long, slow kiss. With mouths open. Teeth knocking. Tongues tangling. The kind my brother Marsh used to call a Saturday Night Special. — Merline Lovelace

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. — Mike Myers

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd

He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night? — Stan Freberg

At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming host. — Bill Hader

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory. — Jenifer Lewis

I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights ... — Amanda Bynes

Friday night's alright for fighting
Saturday, Sunday, Monday too
Every night is a night of fighting
With family and friends like you — Jessica-Lynn Barbour

Learning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America — Amor Towles

I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night. — Bart Millard

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian. — Jamie Farr

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan

I'd love to go out on a Saturday night with my friends and watch a movie, but that happens really like once a year or a couple of times. — Lydia Ko

And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams. — Ty Burrell

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.' — Willard Scott

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson

Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week. — Sammy Cahn

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live. — Chris Kattan

Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night. — Aaron Sorkin

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever.' — Christian Louboutin

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live. — Phil Hartman

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody ... .. — Sam Cooke

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live. — Mary-Kate Olsen

Strains of Saturday night filtered in from the street - an — Eleanor Catton

There are ... just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don't. — Edna Ferber

I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my career. — John Travolta

On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything. — Casey Wilson

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans. — Illeana Douglas

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. — Jimmy Buffett

Satire is what closes Saturday night. — Juvenal

I just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night — Chris Colfer