Satire And Humor Quotes
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Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.
— Melissa Jo Peltier
Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
— Edgar Allan Poe
- Why did blondes vote for Clinton? - They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid
Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!
— Stephen Colbert
Lisa blamed Twilight, and the preconceived notions about men (especially dangerous men) that it tended to form in the impressionable adolescent mind.
— Nenia Campbell
This was truly advanced WASP: how to comfort a wronged wife and mother without acknowledging any misdeeds done or embarrassment caused by loved ones.
— Maggie Shipstead
Were the stars against him? A woman's fingers are quicker in the sky and shine more brightly.
— Graham Spaid
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.
— Patrick Bryant
Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')
— Patton Oswalt
Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!
— Richard Curtis
Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.
— Katerina Stoykova Klemer
Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule.
— Saul Alinsky
I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment.
— Kristin Hunter
Really, I protestwhat is left for the satirical mind to invent when reality so surpasses it? — Jude Morgan
Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.
— Angela Elwell Hunt
We put our flags in soil when we arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are. — Graham Spaid
I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I'd backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me.
— John Welter
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
To take away a man's sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!
— Richard Curtis
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
After we deal and heal ... NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS... Jan Marshall — Jan Marshall
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
