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Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly. — Melissa Jo Peltier

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health. — Edgar Allan Poe

- Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid

Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair! — Stephen Colbert

Lisa blamed Twilight, and the preconceived notions about men (especially dangerous men) that it tended to form in the impressionable adolescent mind. — Nenia Campbell

This was truly advanced WASP: how to comfort a wronged wife and mother without acknowledging any misdeeds done or embarrassment caused by loved ones. — Maggie Shipstead

Were the stars against him? A woman's fingers are quicker in the sky and shine more brightly. — Graham Spaid

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string. — Tai

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant

Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse') — Patton Oswalt

My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met — Raji Singh

Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right! — Richard Curtis

Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people. — Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule. — Saul Alinsky

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment. — Kristin Hunter

Really, I protest
what is left for the satirical mind to invent when reality so surpasses it? — Jude Morgan

Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption. — Angela Elwell Hunt

We put our flags in soil when we
arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are. — Graham Spaid

In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf. — Alistair McHarg

I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I'd backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me. — John Welter

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

To take away a man's sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined. — Michel Templet

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

After we deal and heal ... NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS
... Jan Marshall — Jan Marshall

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew. — Stephen Colbert