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I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life. — Krysten Ritter

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland

If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited. — Bryant McGill

If you don't ask, you don't get it — Mahatma Gandhi

Who says: 'Here reigns freedom' is lying, because freedom doesn't reign. — Erich Fried

Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life. — Ivy Compton-Burnett

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch — Ransom Riggs

She is a water bug on the surface of life. — Gloria Steinem

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell. — Shannon L. Alder

Not one person can afford your dream; the execution of it is too expensive. — Johnnie Dent Jr.

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

Sara hadn't the faintest idea of how she looked, or of what effect her deinotherian body might have on a man. — Michael Chabon

War never leaves where it found a nation. — Edmund Burke

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. — Reggie Lee

Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful. — Kelli O'Hara

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story — Ashleigh Brilliant

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman

The perplexity, the potential - God's own crucible was not for angels. — Johnny Worthen

I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it. — Lindsey Ouimet

She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own. — Suzanne Wrightt

It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama — Karen Gibbs

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter. — Vann Chow

I wish I could say I'm low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life ... like a toothbrush. — M.A. George

Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them! — Karen Gibbs

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops — Karen Gibbs

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. — Irving Brecher

My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul