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The house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah ... — John Geddes

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. — Jim Butcher

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay

The eye-roll is a 10.5 on the Ritcher. The Big One. California has slipped into the ocean. — Jandy Nelson

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. — Panic At The Disco

The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray

I'm fully aware that some of the stuff I write is going to offend people or p*ss them off. They should be fully aware that I don't really care. — Briana Blair

Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?
Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there. — Stefne Miller

The garden of sarcasm is watered with impatience, and mine chose that moment to bloom. — Kevin Hearne

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go. — David C. Holley

The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer

Sarcasm is the protest of the weak. — John Knowles

Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Fine, it's decided." Vain resumed his stride. "I'll do all the killing, and you do
all the stuff that an Avun-Riah does. Whatever the hell that is. — Luke Romyn

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind — Dmitry Pisarev

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence. — Garry Kasparov

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. — Frank Moore Colby

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse

The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity ... — Arthur Conan Doyle

Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket. — Dan Adams

So the I.F. is spying on Earth."
"Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard."
"Good to know you're looking out for us, Mummy. — Orson Scott Card

He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair. — Jean Genet

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?
Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore ... — James Dashner

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin

Here she is," her mum said, cooing at the baby, "my special girl."
"Oh, cheers," Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes. — Derek Landy

He might not be here, but the day he misses an opportunity to party is the day Jocelyn Wildenstein is considered the paragon of beauty. — Danielle Esplin

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. — Henry Ward Beecher

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Miss Steele. — E.L. James

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," she said, hurt, — Patricia Briggs

Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is. — N.L. Gervasio

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. — Mae West

The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences. — Jonathan Stroud

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
'And yet it is still extremely funny. — Cecelia Ahern

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented. — Stephen King

I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them — Robin S. Sharma

The only thing that's fair about me is the colour of my hair. People should remember that. — James McClure

I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything. — Don Hertzfeldt

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. — E.L. James

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? — Franz Grillparzer

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?"
"Is that including, or not including you? — Anthony Horowitz

Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from. — Shubham Choudhary

Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference. — Bryant McGill

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions! — Habeeb Akande

I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away. — Philip Catshill

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. — Roland Barthes

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the PRIVACY of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt. — Nicolas Chamfort

Marion: What is all this? What's going on?
Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world. — Rachel Pollack

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford

Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Your sarcasm is unwelcome here, Horseman," the Crowfather rasped at him. "Pity. It seems determined to follow me everywhere. — Ari Marmell

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible. — Amanda Heger

The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts. — Jolene Stockman

I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ. — Sean Feucht

Got anything to eat?" I asked.

"You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. — Cassandra Clare

I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?"
"You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft. — Cecily White

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I've interrupted a party. Is it in celebration of the peace or in honor of the next war? — Winston Graham

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune ... has already brought him acquittal! — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. — Chuck Klosterman

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying. — Barry Webster

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence. — Oscar Wilde

Is this the baby?" I said.
Ma turned on me again.
"What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy

Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of thanks! — Elizabeth Peters

Sarcasm all around the world is always against right wing and against people in power. That's the definition of political sarcasm. — Bassem Youssef

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?"
"Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference. — Kami Garcia

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection "love. — Daya Kudari

Success is the best revenge. I always feel women should answer back either with their sarcasm or success. — Kangana Ranaut