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Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice. — Elle Casey

This is supposed to be a lighthearted session of symbolic document destruction, not a political debate. — Veronica Roth

Without the Jesuits you wouldn't be enjoying your gin and tonic. — James Martin

While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way. — Cassandra Clare

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking! — Ilze Falb

I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm — Lindsey Kelk

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune ... has already brought him acquittal! — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street. — Karl Pilkington

The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
"I'd have been disappointed too. — Anthony Horowitz

Resilience, thy name is Devine. — Lori Lansens

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

[points to self] — Bill Lawrence

I should just build a bleeding house here," I mutter as I pick myself up off the snow-covered ground. "Maybe get a few chickens. Plant a garden. — Sabaa Tahir

YOU are the next big thing. — Bill Jensen

That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed. — George R R Martin

We have met the enemy and they are ours. — Oliver Hazard Perry

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye? — Luke The Evangelist

Oh, to be the author of prison letters. It's a young girl's dream come true. — Jenny B. Jones

Its deadpan and her sarcasm sailed straight on past each other, strangers passing on a dark road in the night. — Nicole Kornher-Stace

Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'. — Adele Rose

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL ...
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK .
. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS — ASHISH RANJAN

I think I must be worried all the time - maybe that is the other side of joy, you know, holding that line of the full range of emotions. — Terry Tempest Williams

I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away. — Philip Catshill

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes. — Christine Warren