Santa Came Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Santa Came

Santa Came Quotes & Sayings

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Sex, dr... inking and rock'n'roll. — Bryanna Reid

Intended to serve as an introduction to both the linguistic and also the practical study of spoken English. — Henry Sweet

Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everyone is standing around reloading — Thomas Jefferson

I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else. — Aubrey Plaza

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. — Dennis Franz

When literacy died, so had history. — Walter Tevis

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

Only the dead have no troubles. — Leonard Louis Levinson

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito

the night before? He had been away four whole — Celeste Ng

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! #rebelheart — Madonna Ciccone

What is red, white and black all over and says "Ho! Ho!"? Santa Claus after he has came down the chimney. — Beverly Adams

From the king
To the beggar, by gradation, all are servants;
And you must grant, the slavery is less
To study to please one, than many. — Philip Massinger

Left to our own devices, we will make God in our own image. — Jared Brock

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. — Rodney Dangerfield