Sandwich Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Sandwich

Sandwich Quotes & Sayings

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You've been working hard, a sandwich isn't enough. I'll make you dinner. From the
freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave. — Zathyn Priest

Enjoy every sandwich. — Warren Zevon

All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich. — Christina McMullen

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

I do," she protested; "I want to stand on the street corner like a sandwich man, informing all the passers-by. — F Scott Fitzgerald

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz

I steal back into dreams of you, your unmade bed a huge open-faced sandwich. — Lorrie Moore

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. — Shelley Long

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey? — Bill Bryson

My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on! — Elizabeth Banks

I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread. — Jim Butcher

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury

Often times people make questionable decisions. And even though they already taste the fat regret sandwich headed their way, they do it with a smile. — Tessa Bailey

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. — Mary Kay Ash

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. — Richelle Mead

I believe people who shower twice a day are hiding a secret, or a sandwich. — Chelsea Handler

Use beautiful to describe a sandwich, and the word means nothing. — Jess Walter

To sum up, as Bibiano said, quoting Parra: that's how it goes, the glory of the world; no world, no glory, not even a miserable mortadella sandwich — Roberto Bolano

I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. — Ben Aaronovitch

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. — Jacqueline Kelly

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. — Muddy Waters

Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich — Veronica Roth

I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich! — Justin Bieber

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. — Homer

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich? — Annie Leonard

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! — John Cena

I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich. — Jarod Kintz

Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich — Chael Sonnen

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich. — Mario Lemieux

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich. — Adam Osborne

Life is a cowpat sandwich Jimbo.' he sighed 'with a very thin bread and lots of filling. — Mark Haddon

Poverty and zeal are an upper and a nether millstone. It is dangerous to make a third in that kind of sandwich. — Ambrose Bierce

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. — Garrison Keillor

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. — Chris Pratt

I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That — Julie Ann Walker

Jake looked at us like we should know this already. SMB? Sandwich-Making Bitch. — Molly McAdams

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! — Charles M. Schulz

My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich. — Carol Rifka Brunt

He just seemed menacing. Like he could slit your throat, then sit down, prop his feet on your corpse, and eat a sandwich. — Dianne Duvall

Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat. — Gary Jonathan Janis

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! — Rachel Renee Russell

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. — Don Rickles

But feelings, they don't care about telling. They just go right on, piling on top of one another like a big sandwich. — Jerry Spinelli

Life is good when you have a good sandwich. — Keanu Reeves

I'd give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous. — Ilona Andrews

Broadway will give any beggar a cup of coffee and a sandwich, but it demands persistence of those who go after the big stakes. — Napoleon Hill

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman

One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. — Gena Showalter

I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. — A.J. Liebling

I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know? — Patrick Fabian

I want a sandwich named after me. — Jon Stewart

A hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. — Robert Barnes III

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. — John Lennon

All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for. — Jill Scott

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." — Stephen Colbert

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver

daren't open my sandwich — Moll French

If what I have to do is share a sandwich to lift someone's spirits, put a smile on their face - the worst thing that happens is I go broke! — Jose Andres

Discomforting, like finding a three-week-old sandwich behind your bed, when you swore you'd finished the darn thing. — Brandon Sanderson

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. — A.M. Homes

I am a member of the 'sandwich' generation, that group that must simultaneously care for elderly parents and support children. — Sandra Tsing Loh

I eat a catfish sandwich
with onions and red sauce
20c. (Havana 1953) — Allen Ginsberg

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH. — Lauren Conrad

How Nathan doesn't know I fancy him is beyond me. I may as well walk around with a sandwich board, saying 'I heart Nathan', ringing a bell — Samantha Towle

Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts. — Matt Cole

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. — Arthur Conan Doyle

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

I made the first sandwich before entering college. — Fred DeLuca

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. — Keanu Reeves

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn't question it. — Charles Manson

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. — Joe Schmidt

Don't live like a CEO when you're still a sandwich artist. — Sophia Amoruso

Homegirl needs a sandwich. — S.L. Jennings

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. — Vance Havner

For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich. — Joseph Campbell

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott

Back when we started, people didn't even know what a submarine sandwich was. The product was only sold in a few markets. — Fred DeLuca

It was a sh*t sandwich. — Kris Humphries

My first job was as a sandwich artist at Subway. — Sophia Amoruso

Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort. — Liam Payne

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. — Jeff Mauro

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

He looked maybe half an egg sandwich away from a coronary. — Harlan Coben

A fantasy story is a vacation to another world for the price of a sandwich. — A.E. Marling

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. — Billy Gardell

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

You're a sandwich short of a picnic, mate. — Jennifer Bernard

We are being fired upon."

"By what?"

"A ham sandwich. — Sabrina Zbasnik

To my mind, a small bit of catshit equals a catshit sandwich, unless I know where the catshit is and can eat around it. — Mary Karr

Dust balls lined the steps. A half-eaten sandwich sat atop the landing where someone had felt too sad to finish it. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting, — Padgett Powell

One of Spenser's rules of detection is: Never poke around on an empty stomach. So I unpacked, got my gun, and went down for a club sandwich and — Robert B. Parker