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The advanced interstellar culture operates on a barter system. Never saw that one coming. — John Sandford

Felt the dark finger of hypocrisy stroking his soul. — John Sandford

Lucas's Colt .45 Gold Cup and Beretta 92F, and drove up — John Sandford

Does a chicken have lips? — John Sandford

The press conference was held in a courtroom at the new county courthouse, a space that did its best to translate justice into laminated wood. — John Sandford

Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop. — John Sandford

Everything we're doing is freakin' iffy. That's what makes it so much fun. — John Sandford

These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt. — John Sandford

trust no one, everything breaks, nothing works as advertised, and if anything can go wrong, it will. — John Sandford

Got Hollow Points?" Another said: "Heavily Armed . . . and easily pissed." A third one: "Point and Click . . . means you're out of ammo. — John Sandford

We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle. — John Sandford

Defries was forced to cancel dates in Dallas and Houston because of weak advance sales. — Christopher Sandford

One of the girls said, "I think you should go now." Virgil stood — John Sandford

bleeding heavily, her eyes flat with — John Sandford

Volvos are fundamentally invisible. — John Sandford

love of money is the root of all evils.' Timothy, six-ten. — John Sandford

With most of my books, I'll actually go out and look at the setting. If you describe things carefully, it kind of makes the scene pop. — John Sandford

Lot of Irish in Mexico. The Mexican name, Obregon? It comes from O'Brien. — John Sandford

Even thinking was hard. — John Sandford

Carver was truculent: "What's a good part of it? — John Sandford

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?' — John Sandford

Never been there, the Middle East," Qatar said vaguely. — John Sandford

systems - power, propulsion, communication, life support - were — John Sandford

Impossible to know. The thing is, you take a fork in the road, it doesn't always work out for the better . . . but sometimes it does. It must. — John Sandford

bit: that there was a possibility of a conspiracy aimed at Michaela Bowden. — John Sandford

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. — Edward Sandford Martin

Her Pan-Cake makeup was cracking like a dried-out Dakota lake bed. — John Sandford

If there were honorary degrees for assholes, he'd be a doctor of everything," Lily said. — John Sandford

If the AG had been a lightbulb instead of a lawyer, he would have been about a twenty-watt. — John Sandford

Most people like a little sex in their novels. — John Sandford

bar. Lucas pointed at a stool and said, "Beer? — John Sandford

Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing. — John Sandford

copy of an aerial photo from the engineering department. — John Sandford

So she made no secret about being gay?"
"Why should she?" the little old lady asked. "Nobody would care but a bunch of stuffy old men. — John Sandford

When something comes from so deep inside you that it is beyond your understanding, then you must judge everything by that standard. — Rick Sandford

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe. — John Sandford

comment. "Are you sure you've got the — John Sandford

Fresh ideas from this group was virtually an oxymoron, Marlys thought, wriggling her butt against the comfortless chair. — John Sandford

....there are as many nuts on the left as there are on the right, and in the long run, the lefties are probably more dangerous. — John Sandford

Are you very tolerant? What things do you find it hard to put up with? — George Sandford

It's okay with us," Dannon said, and now there was something in his eye, a little spark of pleasure, a job well done. Lucas thought, This isn't good. — John Sandford

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

LOUISE WAS SORTING nuts and bolts into metal bins at the back of the somnambulant hardware store. — John Sandford

Nuts don't come in bunches. Only grapes do. — John Sandford

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting. — John Sandford

The woman had thick plastic glasses and looked up at them, eyes large as eggs behind the lenses, and asked, "Jeez, who got murdered? — John Sandford

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

Time passes, but sometimes it beats the shit out of you as it goes. — John Sandford

Lucas was starting to feel like a yo-yo, and Iowa City was the finger. — John Sandford

Oh yeah, I heard you got born again.' she said. 'Which you needed since they fucked up the first time. — John Sandford

Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch? — John Sandford

Carol Druze Was A Stone Killer. — John Sandford

I'll bring pajamas " she said.
"Yeah? You have any idea how old I am?"
"Not nearly as old as you're gonna be by midnight. — John Sandford

I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers. — John Sandford

When any worthwhile thing is done in the world, it's usually done by somebody weird. — John Sandford

JENKINS AND VIRGIL walked back up the valley to the Ruff house, and found Muddy inside, tootling on a black electric guitar, a complex — John Sandford

Okra is essentially a squid that grows in the ground instead of swimming in the ocean. — John Sandford

If I get killed, put my boots back on me. — John Sandford

a few times, and then pushed the screen door open. "Let's go," Stern said. As they crossed the porch — John Sandford

Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations. — John Sandford

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford

LIKE ANY GOOD MINNESOTAN, Lucas rarely missed the TV weather before going to bed. — John Sandford

Lucas's position was supine: that is, whenever he heard people arguing about it, he wanted to lie down and take a nap. — John Sandford

was crooked as a sidewinder rattlesnake. "So what — John Sandford

Focus on our ignorance." She didn't quite grasp the concept. She'd never been ignorant. — John Sandford

You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life. — John Sandford

I am not so afraid that I cannot see the truth. — John Sandford