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Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Am I worth it? Maybe not, but we're

Am I worth it? Maybe not, but we're worth it. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: What's a girl like you doing in a

What's a girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Say who with the what now? Well, Merry

Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about? — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: These are dark times. Darker still if we

These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: I will have you know there is probably

I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Fighting gave me my breath, but you brought

Fighting gave me my breath, but you brought me back to life. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you

Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: The best thing that ever happened to me

The best thing that ever happened to me shows up in coveralls and a pair of Chucks when I least expect it. I'll do whatever it takes to keep her. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: When God hands you a gift, you don't

When God hands you a gift, you don't push it away and tell him 'later'. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Anything worth having in this life, you fight

Anything worth having in this life, you fight to get. And you don't stop fighting until you get it. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Tears born of laughter feel so much better

Tears born of laughter feel so much better than those born from pain. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: This whole time I thought I was living.

This whole time I thought I was living. But the day I met you, the lights came on — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of

Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: If I flip a coin, what are the

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head? — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He

Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Mark Salsbury: While extraordinary products and unique services still afford

While extraordinary products and unique services still afford a competitive advantage, the one advantage that stands the test of time ... is people. — Mark Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: It's all very Super Secret Squirrel.

It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: I look pretty good. More than good, actually,

I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of

God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being

You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole? — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: I do wish there were assless chaps. Not

I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: This crap is fast getting on my reserve

This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if

You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if you're a virgin or an alien. What you've told me changes nothing. Not. One. Thing. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Irony is chock-full of fiber.

Irony is chock-full of fiber. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Let us observe the mating rituals of the

Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: How am I supposed to look unaffected and

How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening? — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a

IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By JB Salsbury: I have a human tornado playing jump rope

I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button. — JB Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because

REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes. — Qwen Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Raven, a little later we can play Titanic"

Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" he calls over his shoulder. "I'll yell iceberg and you can go down. — J.B. Salsbury

Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: We have been going over the proposal and

We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth. — Qwen Salsbury