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Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: We have been going over the proposal and We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" he calls over his shoulder. "I'll yell iceberg and you can go down. — J.B. Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By JB Salsbury: I have a human tornado playing jump rope I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button. — JB Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: How am I supposed to look unaffected and How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening? — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Let us observe the mating rituals of the Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Irony is chock-full of fiber. Irony is chock-full of fiber. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if you're a virgin or an alien. What you've told me changes nothing. Not. One. Thing. — J.B. Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: This crap is fast getting on my reserve This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: I do wish there were assless chaps. Not I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole? — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: I look pretty good. More than good, actually, I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Qwen Salsbury: Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert. — Qwen Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: If I flip a coin, what are the If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head? — J.B. Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By Mark Salsbury: While extraordinary products and unique services still afford While extraordinary products and unique services still afford a competitive advantage, the one advantage that stands the test of time ... is people. — Mark Salsbury
Salsbury Quotes By J.B. Salsbury: Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks. — J.B. Salsbury