
Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks. —
J.B. Salsbury

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head? —
J.B. Salsbury

Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert. —
Qwen Salsbury

While extraordinary products and unique services still afford a competitive advantage, the one advantage that stands the test of time ... is people. —
Mark Salsbury

It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. —
Qwen Salsbury

I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight. —
Qwen Salsbury

God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block. —
Qwen Salsbury

You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole? —
Qwen Salsbury

I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps. —
Qwen Salsbury

This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve. —
Qwen Salsbury

You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if you're a virgin or an alien. What you've told me changes nothing. Not. One. Thing. —
J.B. Salsbury

Irony is chock-full of fiber. —
Qwen Salsbury

Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar. —
Qwen Salsbury

How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening? —
Qwen Salsbury

IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife —
Qwen Salsbury

I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button. —
JB Salsbury

REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes. —
Qwen Salsbury

Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" he calls over his shoulder. "I'll yell iceberg and you can go down. —
J.B. Salsbury

We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth. —
Qwen Salsbury