Salesman Quotes
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We have a product for sale called news, and I'm a salesman.
— Shepard Smith
When you're dealing with machines or anything that you build, it either works or it doesn't, no matter how good of a salesman you are.
— Marc Andreesen
GREATEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD
— Og Mandino
I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.
— David Hyde Pierce
Are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too?" "I've never been accused of poetry before.
— Robert Charles Wilson
God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa.
— David Foster Wallace
Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often.
— Patricia Marx
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
— Red Buttons
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
— Jerry Coleman
I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Born in Jerusalem, Wadie Said went from being a dragoman to a salesman in the United States and thence to a hugely successful businessman in Egypt.
— Penelope Lively
I lost my job as an art salesman. It was the customer's fault. He wanted to buy the wrong paintings.
— Vincent Van Gogh
Advertising is our printed salesman. It may not be pretty, but it has to be true.
— William Wrigley Jr.
Be liked and you will never want.
— Arthur Miller
Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand.
— Dean MacAllister
A copywriter is a combination of a professional advertising engineer and a salesman.
— Jason Goldberg
Don't pitch or shove your products down people's throat. Don't be a greasy salesman. Listen to your customer.
— Timi Nadela
I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.
— Hunter S. Thompson
I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.
— Robert Morley
Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman.
— Herb Ritts
Fear is the greatest salesman.
— Robert Klein
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
— Janet Reno
He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked."He got the wrong number," Alex said. — Anthony Horowitz
I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy.
— Frank Winfield Woolworth
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.
— Honore De Balzac
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
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See, Biff, everybody around me is so false that I'm constantly lowering my ideals ...
— Arthur Miller
I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
— David Letterman
We are all salesman regardless of our calling. But not all of us are Master Salesmen.
— Napoleon Hill
So I'm to duel with a snake-hope I can manage to be a good enough impersonation of a mongoose.
— Nick Bantock
Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.
— W. Clement Stone
I had a father who was a traveling salesman.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
— Johnny Carson
I am rather like a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. I do much more for people than just paint them pictures.
— Martin Kippenberger
Try novelties for salesman's bait, For novelty wins everyone.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting?
— Joe Girard
Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.
— Damien Fahey
I was born in Springfield and raised in West Springfield. My father ran a dry cleaning business and was a salesman.
— Mike Scully
The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman.
— James Cash Penney
He's liked, but he's not well liked.
— Arthur Miller
I would have never imagined that I'd become a shoe salesman so that I could give away shoes. I mean that idea is ludicrous.
— Blake Mycoskie
A telemarketer has as much right to force people to listen to a sales pitch as a door-to-door salesman has to force himself into a home.
— Julie Ann Dawson
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman.
— Alice Walker
I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.
— Jason Reitman
I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet.
— Theodore Roethke
Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman.
— Tibor Kalman
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
— Woody Allen
My father was an atheist, absent. He was a salesman; I was four years old when he told me that the end of life was death.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
— Oscar Wilde
Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer.
— Jessica Gadziala
The amateur salesman sells products; the professional sells solutions to needs and problems.
— Stephen Covey
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
I'm in the theater because of two plays: 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and 'Death of a Salesman.'
— Mike Nichols
I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman.
— Ashton Kutcher
'Death Of A Salesman' is a great acting job.
— Ken Stott
In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand.
— Barbara Corcoran
I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself.
— Freedy Johnston
No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.
— Matthew Lesko
I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer.""What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman? — Kurt Vonnegut
I can sell anything that I totally believe in, but I'm a horrible salesman of something I don't believe in.
— Nick Woodman
When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.
— Edward Norton
He suddenly felt tremendously happy. He could always go back to being a shepherd. He could always become a crystal salesman again.
— Paulo Coelho
I come from a wonderful family. My mother was a pianist and my father was a salesman. They were very middle-class, very middle-Western.
— Charles Kimbrough
My father was a salesman, and I always said I wouldn't be one.
— Daniel Woodrell
