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I'd shown interest, and showing interest in Bali means that the salesman is most likely going to walk away with your money. — S.A. Tawks

We have a product for sale called news, and I'm a salesman. — Shepard Smith

When you're dealing with machines or anything that you build, it either works or it doesn't, no matter how good of a salesman you are. — Marc Andreesen

GREATEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD — Og Mandino

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman. — David Hyde Pierce

Are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too?" "I've never been accused of poetry before. — Robert Charles Wilson

God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa. — David Foster Wallace

'Death of a Salesman' is a brilliant taxonomy of the spiritual atrophy of mid-twentieth-century white America. — John Lahr

Nobody is gonna love you like you. You're gonna be your best salesman. — T.I.

Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often. — Patricia Marx

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

After I've done the salesman bit, I like to be quiet and retreat, because that's whereI write from. I'm a sort of quiet little person. — Kate Bush

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry! — Jerry Coleman

I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer. — Kurt Vonnegut

Born in Jerusalem, Wadie Said went from being a dragoman to a salesman in the United States and thence to a hugely successful businessman in Egypt. — Penelope Lively

When I became proficient as a salesman I was invited to teach new hires. — Zig Ziglar

I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I can sell anything. — Brian Eno

I lost my job as an art salesman. It was the customer's fault. He wanted to buy the wrong paintings. — Vincent Van Gogh

It's not how I view being a salesman. It's how I live being a salesman. — Chris Murray

Don King is the best snake oil salesman I ever met. The absolute best. — Mickey Duff

The worst fault a salesman can commit is to be a bore ... Pretend to be vastly interested in any subject the prospects shows an interest in. — David Ogilvy

Advertising is our printed salesman. It may not be pretty, but it has to be true. — William Wrigley Jr.

Be liked and you will never want. — Arthur Miller

Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman. — Johnny Carson

Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand. — Dean MacAllister

A copywriter is a combination of a professional advertising engineer and a salesman. — Jason Goldberg

Don't pitch or shove your products down people's throat. Don't be a greasy salesman. Listen to your customer. — Timi Nadela

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes. — Hunter S. Thompson

I'm not much of a salesman. I prefer the soft sell and the honest approach. — Marc Guggenheim

I am not a dime a dozen! I am Willy Loman, and you are Biff Loman! — Arthur Miller

You're good salesman,
if you make people buy
product they don't need. — Toba Beta

I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me. — Fred Durst

A successful swindler has to be a great salesman even more than a great actor. — David Suchet

TeleCaller's (cold calling) job is similar to sniper's, wait patiently for the Right Party Connect/Target and make no mistake. — Honeya

I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman. — Robert Morley

I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale. — Early Wynn

Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman. — Herb Ritts

Fear is the greatest salesman. — Robert Klein

The good lawyer is the great salesman. — Janet Reno

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked.
"He got the wrong number," Alex said. — Anthony Horowitz

I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy. — Frank Winfield Woolworth

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore De Balzac

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

I assisted with Russ [Manning] for about eleven months and my day job for 5 days a week was credit manager and paint salesman for Sherwin-Williams. — Mike Royer

See, Biff, everybody around me is so false that I'm constantly lowering my ideals ... — Arthur Miller

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers. — David Letterman

We are all salesman regardless of our calling. But not all of us are Master Salesmen. — Napoleon Hill

So I'm to duel with a snake-hope I can manage to be a good enough impersonation of a mongoose. — Nick Bantock

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect. — W. Clement Stone

I had a father who was a traveling salesman. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples. — Johnny Carson

I am rather like a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. I do much more for people than just paint them pictures. — Martin Kippenberger

Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always. — Honeya

Try novelties for salesman's bait, For novelty wins everyone. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone Anywhere Anytime in a sensible conversation. — Honeya

The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting? — Joe Girard

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. — Bela Lugosi

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. — Damien Fahey

I was born in Springfield and raised in West Springfield. My father ran a dry cleaning business and was a salesman. — Mike Scully

The best of merchandise will go back to the shelf unless handled by a conscientious, tactful salesman. — James Cash Penney

He's liked, but he's not well liked. — Arthur Miller

I would have never imagined that I'd become a shoe salesman so that I could give away shoes. I mean that idea is ludicrous. — Blake Mycoskie

A telemarketer has as much right to force people to listen to a sales pitch as a door-to-door salesman has to force himself into a home. — Julie Ann Dawson

I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker

I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass. — Jason Reitman

I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet. — Theodore Roethke

Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman. — Tibor Kalman

Success does not judge one man for being worthy above another. Success doesn't choose you because of your family name or existing wealth. — Chris Murray

Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman. — H.L. Mencken

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen

A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it's so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman. — Jarod Kintz

Success is taken by the man, who has made himself ready for its arrival. — Chris Murray

He could sell snow to an Eskimo.
--Overheard in a Real Estate Office — Bob Eckstein

My father was an atheist, absent. He was a salesman; I was four years old when he told me that the end of life was death. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Miller didn't write Death of a Salesman. He released it. It was there inside him, waiting to be turned loose. That's the measure of its merit. — Elia Kazan

Difficult to choose Ranbir Kapoor's best movie. He's truly a Rockstar, Salesman of the year and the one who steals the Tamasha. Deserves a Barfi! — Shikha Kaul

Nobody remembers who was the richest toga salesman in Rome. — Les Wexner

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. — Oscar Wilde

Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman. — Bjarne Stroustrup

I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer. — Jessica Gadziala

A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books. — John Hodgman

The amateur salesman sells products; the professional sells solutions to needs and problems. — Stephen Covey

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

I'm in the theater because of two plays: 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and 'Death of a Salesman.' — Mike Nichols

I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman. — Ashton Kutcher

'Death Of A Salesman' is a great acting job. — Ken Stott

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. — Carey Williams

In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand. — Barbara Corcoran

I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself. — Freedy Johnston

No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization. — Matthew Lesko

I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer."
"What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman? — Kurt Vonnegut

I can sell anything that I totally believe in, but I'm a horrible salesman of something I don't believe in. — Nick Woodman

Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself. — Jarod Kintz

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek. — Edward Norton

He suddenly felt tremendously happy. He could always go back to being a shepherd. He could always become a crystal salesman again. — Paulo Coelho

I come from a wonderful family. My mother was a pianist and my father was a salesman. They were very middle-class, very middle-Western. — Charles Kimbrough

My father was a salesman, and I always said I wouldn't be one. — Daniel Woodrell

They've changed the salesman but they haven't changed the product. — Tony Abbott

The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most. — Confucius