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Wishing is for things you can't get on your own. Wanting is for things you can. — Abbie Zanders

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Everything that we experience every day leaves a long-lasting impression. — Pharrell Williams

I'll be playing a priest in 'Chavez Cage Of Glory,' which is a fight movie. — Steven Bauer

I just want to produce and create projects that I'm passionate about and I love. — Eve

most things I worry 'bout never happen anyway — Tom Petty

[51:15] O Lord, open thou my lips; And my mouth shall show forth thy praise. — Anonymous

Ever the women must work," Brigid grumbled. — Sanna Hines

I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more than that? If you can, I hate them more than that. — Tim Hardaway

I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

Don't confuse efforts with results.... — C.P. Sennett

And because God has entrusted you with such riches, you can use these resources to make a profound difference in countless lives. — Craig Groeschel

I say this as a big sister in the faith hoping someone might learn an easier way. Arrogance does not bode well. It attracts the rod of God. — Beth Moore