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My wife said to me ... you never understood what we were going through back home, did you? And I didn't. And I have to confess that. — Oliver North

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth" — Groucho Marx

You are the greatest wife of all times and I love you so much more' said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita — Lailah Gifty Akita

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

I said to the president's wife, Vietnam is the main reason we are having trouble with the youth of America. It is a war without explanation or reason. — Eartha Kitt

Never," he said, more softly. "For you are mine. My wife, my heart, my soul. — Diana Gabaldon

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

Depend upon it, her mother's voice said sternly in her memory, no prudent man will ever accept a wife who knows more than himself. — Eloisa James

Mr. O'Shea," his wife said coolly. "Such language - " "One day you'll call me Nick." "One day I might call you Beelzebub. What of it? — Meredith Duran

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' — Rodney Dangerfield

I rose and turned to go. Over my shoulder, I said, "Go to hell, Aric." "Already here, wife. — Kresley Cole

I always listen," the duke said, annoyed. "Just hang your silly, unnatural notion, that hearing means following your orders. — Janny Wurts

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' — David Letterman

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds. — Tommy Cooper

When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.' — Les Dawson

And rich older husbands," I said. "And perhaps some evidence of promiscuity," Susan said. "I mean, every young wife doesn't cheat on her husband. Why — Robert B. Parker

I love you," he said. "I love you more than any other creature, because you are cruel, and kind, and alive. Nyx Triskelion, will you be my wife? — Rosamund Hodge

though I said to Harry that I didn't know as what his wife wanted made much difference to John - — Susan Glaspell

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Hubert Humphrey's wife is said to have advised him: Darling, for a speech to be immortal it need not be interminable. — Peggy Noonan

I did it," Gabriel said, conversationally. "I met the woman, the only woman for me. I met her, and now . . . I'm going to meet my wife. — Eloisa James

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle

My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels. — Jerry Snider

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. — Jessica Hahn

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

When the sun is showing and there is a storm in patches of the sky, the devil is said to beating his wife. — Angela Khristin Brown

We did it, Baby," he said in a hushed voice. "I still can't believe you're my wife."
"Believe it," I said, smiling. — Jamie McGuire

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

Don't do it," the voice calmly said from the other side of the door. "I
have a way that you will be able to see your wife and son again. — Phil Wohl