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S Letter Funny Quotes & Sayings

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S Letter Funny Quotes By David Sedaris: I love things made out of animals. It's

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

S Letter Funny Quotes By Piet Zwart: The more uninteresting the letter, the more useful

The more uninteresting the letter, the more useful it is to the typographer. — Piet Zwart

S Letter Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

S Letter Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wrote my friend a letter using a

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg

S Letter Funny Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See,

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

S Letter Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was kidnapped as a child my

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

S Letter Funny Quotes By Daniel Clowes: Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

S Letter Funny Quotes By Kerrigan Bane: He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

S Letter Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: What did the letter O say to Q?

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

S Letter Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: If someone took the 'F' letter off me,

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked. — Chelsea Handler