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Run Over Funny Quotes By Orlando Bloom: I got to dress up in funny clothes

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? — Orlando Bloom

Run Over Funny Quotes By Kate McKinnon: My one goal when I started was not

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. — Kate McKinnon

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures. — Jerry Coleman

Run Over Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light. — Yogi Berra

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The last time Pena faced the Padres, the

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0. — Jerry Coleman

Run Over Funny Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. — Jerry Coleman

Run Over Funny Quotes By J.A. Saare: Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. — J.A. Saare

Run Over Funny Quotes By Red Skelton: Any kid will run any errand for you,

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton

Run Over Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: He'd given her the mother of all hangovers

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes. — Kresley Cole

Run Over Funny Quotes By Michelle Gable: It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

Run Over Funny Quotes By John Madden: The defense should be expecting a run or

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. — John Madden

Run Over Funny Quotes By John Buchan: [W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation. — John Buchan

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: That home run ties it up, 1-0.

That home run ties it up, 1-0. — Jerry Coleman

Run Over Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Ricewind had always relied on running away. But

Ricewind had always relied on running away. But somerimes, perhaps, you had to stand and fight, if only because there was nowhere left to run. — Terry Pratchett

Run Over Funny Quotes By Lefty Gomez: A lot of things run through your head

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

Run Over Funny Quotes By Diana Rowland: I was tough. I was fierce. I was

I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet. — Diana Rowland

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jennifer Estep: This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart

Run Over Funny Quotes By E.B. White: It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

Run Over Funny Quotes By Anne Gracie: Well, go on then, Abby; run along and

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

Run Over Funny Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless. — Lord Chesterfield

Run Over Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage,

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

Run Over Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I pulled a job, I was so

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Run Over Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: Does Playboy still run fiction?""I have absolutely no

Does Playboy still run fiction?"
"I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr

Run Over Funny Quotes By John Green: The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

Run Over Funny Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Run Over Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK

LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Run Over Funny Quotes By Rachel Vincent: When mice run, cats give chase.

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

Run Over Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: I hate sitting in traffic, because I always

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. — Milton Jones

Run Over Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Run Over Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married,

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey

Run Over Funny Quotes By Rob Campbell: It might be funny when you get hit

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell

Run Over Funny Quotes By James M. Barrie: I bowl so slowly that if I don't

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

Run Over Funny Quotes By Mary-Kate Olsen: I run around my house naked with heels

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen

Run Over Funny Quotes By Kirsten Hubbard: It's funny how you can run from the

It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously. — Kirsten Hubbard

Run Over Funny Quotes By Ron Pickering: Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering