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No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires. — Paul Rudnick

We find comfort in routine and in the warmth of our own living rooms. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. — Paul Rudnick

I want to talk WITH someone, not be talked at BY someone. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Love... It only serves to make one weak... — Elizabeth Rudnick

Jincy Willett, Sam Lipsyte, Flannery O'Connor, and George Saunders. Oh, and I love Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker. — Pamela Paul

A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul. — Paul Rudnick

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks. — Paul Rudnick

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it. — Paul Rudnick

Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins? — Paul Rudnick

And Belle? She was an odd girl who liked to read. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Don't those girls know that beneath this goofy exterior is someone honost and generally awesome in every way? I'm a winner dammit — Elizabeth Rudnick

Faeries can be quite mean if they are provoked. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Ice cream is just a Band-Aid. Pain is still there when you wake up. — Elizabeth Rudnick

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. — Paul Rudnick

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label. — Paul Rudnick

Love is special, and anyone who gives you their heart is giving you a part of them. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing. — Steve Martin

People say a lot of things in anger," she said. "It is our choice whether or not to listen. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Sometimes honestly really is the best policy. — Elizabeth Rudnick

Think of the place you've most wanted to see. First see it in your mind's eye. Now feel it in your heart. — Elizabeth Rudnick

The people who talk behind your back are destined to stay there. — Elizabeth Rudnick

I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants. — Paul Rudnick

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice. — Paul Rudnick

You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk — Elizabeth Rudnick

No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute. — Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that. — Paul Rudnick

Love doesn't always make sense ... or happen the way you expect. — Elizabeth Rudnick

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird? — Paul Rudnick

Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn't stand a chance. — Paul Rudnick

You and Sven and Sven. You're my family. I like you and you like me and we all helped each other back there. So isn't that family? — Elizabeth Rudnick