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No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires.
— Paul Rudnick
We find comfort in routine and in the warmth of our own living rooms.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.
— Paul Rudnick
I want to talk WITH someone, not be talked at BY someone.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Love... It only serves to make one weak...
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Jincy Willett, Sam Lipsyte, Flannery O'Connor, and George Saunders. Oh, and I love Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker.
— Pamela Paul
A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul.
— Paul Rudnick
I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.
— Paul Rudnick
Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins?
— Paul Rudnick
And Belle? She was an odd girl who liked to read.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Don't those girls know that beneath this goofy exterior is someone honost and generally awesome in every way? I'm a winner dammit
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Faeries can be quite mean if they are provoked.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Ice cream is just a Band-Aid. Pain is still there when you wake up.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.
— Paul Rudnick
Love is special, and anyone who gives you their heart is giving you a part of them.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.
— Steve Martin
People say a lot of things in anger," she said. "It is our choice whether or not to listen.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Sometimes honestly really is the best policy.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
Think of the place you've most wanted to see. First see it in your mind's eye. Now feel it in your heart.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
The people who talk behind your back are destined to stay there.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.
— Paul Rudnick
My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.
— Paul Rudnick
You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk
— Elizabeth Rudnick
No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.
— Paul Rudnick
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.
— David Sedaris
I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.
— Paul Rudnick
Love doesn't always make sense ... or happen the way you expect.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
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I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?
— Paul Rudnick
