Royko Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Royko

Royko Quotes & Sayings

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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. — Mike Royko

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest. — Mike Royko

Everything begins with an idea. — Earl Nightingale

What the heart remembers isn't always a true picture of what was, — Bette Lee Crosby

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience. — Mike Royko

We're all here. Alive and unwell. — Chuck Palahniuk

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. — Mike Royko

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation. — Mike Royko

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right. — Mike Royko

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west. — Mike Royko

I think with pictures; I'm a very lousy writer. If I write without pictures, I become this pathetic chick sitting somewhere trying to be interesting. — Marjane Satrapi

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko

The problem with anger against God is that it's impossible to go higher in the system to complain. — Peter Hoeg

The most fundamental problem in software development is complexity. There is only one basic way of dealing with complexity: divide and conquer — Bjarne Stroustrup

If you're a young couple when you start out and are both working, trying to raise children, that is tough. — Eric Braeden

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia. — Jimmy Carr

I dont care what your race is. Or what your fandom is, or what your Sexual preference is.
The Fact is i still hate everyone. — Me

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich. — Mike Royko

True wisdom, laboring to expound, heareth others readily;
False wisdom, sturdy to deny, closeth up her mind to argument. — Martin Farquhar Tupper

Our fans make the band. What they give we give right back. They're an integral part of us. They ARE us. — Jonathan Davis

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. — Mike Royko

If the regular pay was important to him, the opportunity to learn was of even greater long-range significance. — Mike Royko

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. — Mike Royko

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. — Brendan Behan

He has had her today but he has not had her. No man ever shall. — Orna Ross