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Rotflmfao Quotes By Barbara Corcoran: Good salesmanship is nothing more than maximizing the

Good salesmanship is nothing more than maximizing the positive and minimizing the negative. — Barbara Corcoran

Rotflmfao Quotes By Justin Halpern: Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. — Justin Halpern

Rotflmfao Quotes By Dan Millman: Don't be like the preacher who thought about

Don't be like the preacher who thought about praying while making love with his life and thought about love while praying. — Dan Millman

Rotflmfao Quotes By John F. MacArthur Jr.: Moral freedom now reigns. Materialism and the breakdown

Moral freedom now reigns. Materialism and the breakdown of the family are epidemic. Abortions, sexual evils, drugs, and crime are rampant. — John F. MacArthur Jr.

Rotflmfao Quotes By Richard Flanagan: I have met Aborigines younger than me who

I have met Aborigines younger than me who used to hide every time anyone official came round their camp for fear of being taken away. — Richard Flanagan

Rotflmfao Quotes By Julie Macklowe: I'll be the first one to tell you

I'll be the first one to tell you that I'm not the most casual person. — Julie Macklowe

Rotflmfao Quotes By Karen Civil: I am fearless in the pursuit of what

I am fearless in the pursuit of what sets my soul on fire. — Karen Civil

Rotflmfao Quotes By G. Gordon Liddy: The press is like the peculiar uncle you

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things. — G. Gordon Liddy

Rotflmfao Quotes By Tommy Cooper: My wife had a go at me last

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds. — Tommy Cooper

Rotflmfao Quotes By Bauvard: Dentistry is a precondition to love at first

Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes. — Bauvard

Rotflmfao Quotes By James Randi: I can go into a lab and fool

I can go into a lab and fool the rear ends off any group of scientists. — James Randi

Rotflmfao Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: I'm not good at the modern world.

I'm not good at the modern world. — Anthony Horowitz

Rotflmfao Quotes By Joseph Bedier: Apart the lovers could neither live nor die,

Apart the lovers could neither live nor die, for it was life and death together; — Joseph Bedier

Rotflmfao Quotes By Ovid: She that weds well will wisely match her

She that weds well will wisely match her love, Nor be below her husband nor above. — Ovid

Rotflmfao Quotes By Matt Taibbi: I think America has the best assholes in

I think America has the best assholes in the world. I defy the Belgians or the Japanese to produce something like a Donald Trump. — Matt Taibbi