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Ron Swanson Quotes & Sayings

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I think if I wasn't a singer I'd probably do make-up and beauty and hair and something creative like styling; I really enjoy it. — Jessie J.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad. — Rita Mae Brown

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing — Ron Swanson

Start small and keep going. — Abhijit Naskar

I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson — Ron Swanson

Who would desire peace should be prepared for war. — Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. — Ron Swanson

Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson

There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson. — Ron Swanson

Patience can be a means of letting matters mature to a proper state for action, not just a way of letting time slip away. — Iain M. Banks

All characters and events in this book are made up. If some of them seem familiar, it's because so many of us grew up playing the same games. — Stephen Minkin

Never underestimate the power of a bossy woman. — Karen Hawkins

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important. — Kelly Ripa

She did not use it at all well mostly. — Miley Cyrus

I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. — Ron Swanson

Revival is when God's people return to God and God returns to them, and everyone sees the difference. — Henry Blackaby

I can't just sit all day on the couch and expect the weight to come off. My goals are my new focus instead of food. — Graham Elliot

missile frigate that's rolling and pitching is just as — Andrew Peterson

History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake. — Ron Swanson

Mediocrity will be conquered when we become more of who we are and more like who we were. — Robert J. Braathe