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I got a body covered in scars, but then who doesn't? If you don't have a few scars, you haven't really lived.
— Lexi Blake
I may or may not
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick — Julie James
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick — Julie James
Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing.
— Lance Armstrong
Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!
— D.S. Mixell
The loneliest thing in the world is lying awake beside someone asleep. ~ "The November Story
— Rebecca Makkai
It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius.
— Roger Ebert
One of the most terrifying things I fear is not my potential, but how much regret I'll die with should I never use it.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
The power of patient is the greatest survival skills.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.
— Roger Ebert
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
— David Letterman