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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years.
— Ines De La Fressange
Success is the sweetest thing to taste,the bitterest thing to lose,
and the hardest thing to earn. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Who are you then?" "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
I would've been intrigued by being a film director. I would've been intrigued by politics. I thought about architecture.
— Charlie Rose
You are responsible for the energy that you create for yourself, and you're responsible for the energy that you bring to others.
— Oprah Winfrey
The South is the home of 'an eye for an eye.' 'Turning the other cheek'? The South can't see that.
— Greg Iles
Falling in love doesn't always lead to heartbreak, honey. With the right man, it can be a one-way ticket to paradise.
— Catherine Anderson
When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark.
— Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Gideon knew exactly what I liked. Not because I'd told him, but because he paid attention to everything about me.
— Sylvia Day