Rodney Dangerfield Doctor Quotes
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Don't let anyone say you can't do it.
— John Ilhan
Only a fool takes pride in pretending that a skill he doesn't possess is worthless.
— Bernard Cornwell
A hero can only be as good as the bad guy.
— Terry Hayes
I don't regret anything. Everything happens for a reason-it's part of the healing process. Life is a healing process.
— Richard Gere
My mission as a writer is to give my readers hope to carry with them, and to promote a belief that they can do anything they set their minds to.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The greatest anti-success in life is the fear to take a step.
— Osunsakin Adewale
And that vest won't help, cuz I'm aimin' at yo scalp
— Lil' Wayne
Another culture can be learned in the classroom for a single term, but it can be felt from a person for a lifetime.
— Chelsea Sexton
I do a pretty good job at casting actually.
— Ridley Scott
I'll put it frankly - Britain has more influence in China than Norway or Switzerland, with all respect for the other countries.
— Jose Manuel Barroso
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
— Rodney Dangerfield
I am proud to represent New York's 13th Congressional District, which has one of the largest and diverse populations in the country.
— Charles B. Rangel
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Nothing worthwhile is ever fun.
— Arthur Kornberg
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
I get no respect ... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
— Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
— Rodney Dangerfield
