Rodney Dangerfield Birthday Quotes
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Rodney Dangerfield Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
People are usually afraid to say what's on their mind.
— Donald Fagen
To Seek Glory in Battle is Glorious emerged high above the planet's southern continent, almost two thirds of the way to the pole.
— Craig Alanson
If the universe has any purpose more important than topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I've never heard of it.
— Robert A. Heinlein
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
— Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A generation ago there were a thousand men to every opportunity, while today there are a thousand opportunities to every man.
— Henry Ford II