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Talking openly and honestly about relationships is a key to helping improve relationships and maintaining healthy ones.
— Rodney A. Winters
We could all get along if we just hang out at iSurfing.
— Rodney King
They change the sheets every day ... from one bed to another.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me ... and no one showed up.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark ...
— Rodney Dangerfield
If you use the term 'over-exaggerate,' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over.
— Rodney Ulyate
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
— Rodney Atkins
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I see the crowd singing 'Rock 'N Roll' or 'Back Road' at my concerts ... they are anthems and they lift up your life.
— Rodney Atkins
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
— Rodney Carrington
The fact that you are still alive assures you that God has something for you to accomplish.
— Rodney A. Winters
I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I'd say 20 years. He's the eternal teenager.
— Kathy Valentine
Time to go inward, man, I hope I have the nerve, to take inventory of the causes that I serve.
— Rodney Crowell
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
— Rodney Dangerfield
[Some men are shortsighted, so] going to prison or going to hell just doesn't matter to these men.
— Rodney Stark
When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Life is just a bowl of pits.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A whole lot of Americans have never met a Mormon.
— Rodney Stark
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't do storyboarding, ever; I'm not interested in that.
— Steven Rodney McQueen
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I can't wait to wake up and try something new. I can't sleep at night because I want to try something new.
— Rodney Mullen
There are five Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and the Christian. Most people will never read the first four.
— Rodney "Gipsy" Smith
My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
— Rodney Carrington
Serenity is found when wading into it.
— Rodney Ross
Write what's in you. Write readily and well. Then edit. Then share or send. Not before.
— Rodney Richards
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
— Rodney Dangerfield
How did, all of a sudden, my middling desire to spend quality time in another's company become overwhelming?
— Rodney Ross
Sometimes unnecessary roughness is necessary.
— Rodney Harrison
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Every African has a responsibility to understand the system and work towards it's overthrow.
— Walter Rodney
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
For the only great men among the unfree and the oppressed are those who struggle to destroy the oppressor.
— Walter Rodney
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu ... she bid me a don't.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I knew that there were several, among African-American leaders, who had been put out by me because of my failure or reluctance to endorse Sen. Kerry.
— Rodney Alexander
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
— Rodney Dangerfield
You may not know it, but I was adopted as a baby by my wonderful parents, Allan and Margaret Atkins of Cumberland Gap, Tenn.
— Rodney Atkins
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
— Rodney Dangerfield
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I take three showers a day. I don't need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I'm a five-minute guy.
— Rodney Harrison
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
— Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
— Rodney Dangerfield
No other single innovation had so much impact on history.
— Rodney Stark
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him.
— Jeaniene Frost
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I stare at the beauty that comes automatically bundled and unappreciated with youth. I can't be this anymore.
— Rodney Ross
You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table.
— Rodney "Gipsy" Smith
I love actors. That's my bread and butter, and I got to work with some amazing ones on '12 Years'.
— Steven Rodney McQueen
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
— Rodney Dangerfield