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When it comes to sending my children to college, I want the best education. It's the only thing I'm really leaving them - a good education. — Sloan Wilson

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! — Roddy Piper

He's as strong as an ox ... and ALMOST as smart! — Roddy Piper

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling. — Roddy Piper

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance? — Roddy Piper

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. — Roddy Piper

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman? — Roddy Piper

Freedom is not free — Ronald Reagan

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. — Roddy Piper

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper. — Roddy Piper

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper

Maybe 90 percent of the time it looks like I'm not having a good time. — Kanye West

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. — Roddy Piper

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! — Roddy Piper

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. — Roddy Piper

When the Nobel Committee chose to honor me, the road I had chosen of my own free will became a less lonely path to follow. — Aung San Suu Kyi

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper

Columbia University, where I went to study in 1993, insisted its undergraduates learn a foreign language, so I discovered French. — Aravind Adiga

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers ... — Roddy Piper

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. — Roddy Piper

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling. — Roddy Piper

We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win. — Jeaniene Frost

So many whys, whats, whens, whos. Why had Master hurt her so badly? What did it mean? When was this phase over? Who would tell her what to do next? — Lucian Bane

I try to get a degree of realism in my music. — Martin Gore

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox. — Roddy Piper