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Rock Out Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Just because I rock doesn't mean I am

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Everything's funny - in the right context and

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Monica Wood: I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician

I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years. — Monica Wood

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Kami Garcia: It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring

It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star. — Kami Garcia

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Dave Chappelle: Remember what the Bible says: He who is

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I think all the funny people were bullied.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Lemmy Kilmister: It will be funny in about 10 years.

It will be funny in about 10 years. — Lemmy Kilmister

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Tabitha Suzuma: It's funny how you can think you've reached

It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further. — Tabitha Suzuma

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You know those guys that go to the

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Funny is only something that others know about

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You know what GED stands for? Good Enough

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Shaq is rich. The white man who signs

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I want to really take chances. I want

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Remember when we was young, everybody used to

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Andrew Barger: Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Jillian Dodd: Emery gives me a rock that she's colored

Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean. — Jillian Dodd

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Mick Foley: I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: You wanna do this ... you wanna go

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Community college is like a disco with books:

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it. — Bill Bailey

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: My mother is the kind of woman you

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: The Bible talks about building houses on sand

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Willie Geist: Chris Rock is a very funny man.

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

Rock Out Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock