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Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken. — Jeffrey Steingarten

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. — Tom Robbins

I should like to know what well-constituted mind, merely because it is transitory, dislikes roast beef? — William Makepeace Thackeray

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast. — Michael R. Burch

If you're stuck in hell, you might as well roast some marshmallows. Conversation, — J.A. Konrath

May the strength of Ares and wisdom of Athena see you through. (Eros) And may Hades roast your hoary soul. (Julian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol

But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all? — Garth Stein

It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey. — Tom Robbins

Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell ... — Cherise Sinclair

Classics can be phenomenal when done right. A simple roast chicken dish could be the best thing you ever eat. — Joe Bastianich

Revenge is a dish best served cold but Mama prefers to serve it with hot gravy, potatoes, and roast turkey. — Jonathan Dunne

Yet smelt roast meat, beheld a huge fire shine, And cooks in motion with their clean arms bared. — Lord Byron

Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? — Lara Adrian

Anyone can make a good roast chicken. — Thomas Keller

We are like travelers using the cinders of a volcano to roast their eggs. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such. — George R R Martin

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright. — George R R Martin

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort. — Ambrose Bierce

Life as Hunter Thompson's mother was no weenie roast. — William McKeen

The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast — Benjamin Franklin

They wanted to stick her on a spit and roast her --- after doing some horrible things to her. — Katie Reus

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast! — Tom Lehrer

Mercy," he mumbled. "What the hell did you do to my French Roast? — Patricia Briggs

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Everything else can roast in Satan's left armpit! — Sara Wolf

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. — Edna Ferber

God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge. — Jeff Ross

My mother cooked her last Christmas standing rib roast in 1987 and died a few weeks afterward. — Michelle Huneven

It is setting a high value upon our opinions to roast men and women alive on account of them. — Michel De Montaigne

What's your name?"
Donald."
Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast. — Laurell K. Hamilton

At the beginning of the week, I roast a ton of vegetables so I can use them for the next few days. I also plan out meals in advance. — Gail Simmons

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. — Humphrey Bogart

Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my mother's roast turkey. — Amanda Lindhout

I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious. — Alber Elbaz

It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher

Roast something for the children that they might eat. — Ashanti

Love isn't like a roast turkey that is or is not ready. It simply IS, and you must let it guide you. — Judith Michael

I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows. — Jim Butcher

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck. — Billie Holiday

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. — Hattie McDaniel

I actually cook and eat real food, too.
No roast Hansel, no grilled Gretel ... I promise.
Angela from Angela's Coven #covenbooks — Bruce Jenvey

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. — Jeff Ross

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. — Maya Angelou

I was very pink and young and English; and quite prepared for a Continent complete with poisonous drains, roast frogs, bedbugs and vice. — Christopher Isherwood

Mustard's no good without roast beef. — Chico Marx

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted. — Lemony Snicket

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. — Dane Cook

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. — Confucius

To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl. — Saadi

If they think they can stop me, I defy them to bring the best they have and I shall roast them over a pit of their own arrogant stupidity.
Maxis — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Religious bigotry is a dull fire - hot enough to roast an ox, but with no lambent, luminous flame shooting up from it. — Sara Coleridge

You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to? — Nigella Lawson

They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread. — Jack Lewis Baillot

My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience. — Alfred Molina

Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast. — Cesare Pavese

YOU GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR BUTT ON THE BACK OF YOUR BODY OR ARE YOU GONNA GET IN ON THIS, BEEF? — Chris Onstad

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish. — Ben Elton

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday. — Brian Clough

So here I was. I would live with Joe and Mom. I had no place else to go. Joe would carve the roast on Sundays. He would put up the Christmas tree. — Judy Blundell

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. — Garrison Keillor

The chickens have come home to roast. — Jane Ace

To light a lamp as a source of light is about as wasteful of energy as to burn down ones house to roast one's pork. — J.B.S. Haldane

I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian? — Jackie Kay

I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable! — April Bloomfield

It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast — Lewis Carroll

The Puerto Ricans who come to our cities today have no place to roast pigs outdoors... — Jane Jacobs

You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth. — Guy Kawasaki

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg. — Alexander Pope

I had this idea of a restaurant called Roast where everything was roasted. It was dopey. — Stephen Starr

I'm completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it's the best thing to ever happen to life! — Eve

America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody. — Eric Ripert

A hotdog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz — Humphrey Bogart

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach

I kept telling myself: Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef. — Stephen King

It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast. — John Huston

It is taking one's conjectures rather seriously to roast someone alive for them. — Michel De Montaigne

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. — Jules Renard

I get a text from my grandfather informing me that my grandmother is cooking us dinner. His text ended with the word "roast," preceded by a hash tag. — Colleen Hoover

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne. — Samuel Johnson

Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

And he, he himself ... the Grinch ... carved the roast-beast! — Dr. Seuss

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese. — Willow Smith