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I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
— Joan Rivers
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
— Joan Rivers
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.
— Joan Rivers
I want to see Christian fiction speak to the hard and real issues that tear people's lives apart.
— Francine Rivers
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian
and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had. — Joan Rivers
and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had. — Joan Rivers
It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.
— Melissa Rivers
There's a storm inside of us, a burning river, a drive. You push yourself further than anyone could think possible. You are never out of the fight.
— Marcus Luttrell
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
— Joan Rivers
Congress has an obligation to protect our country's natural beauty, embodied in our nation's parks, rivers, and breathtaking landscapes.
— Dave Reichert
Oh!" Hadassah said, a catch in her throat. "Put me down, please."
Rashid knew in that instant they were in the lion's den. — Francine Rivers
Rashid knew in that instant they were in the lion's den. — Francine Rivers
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
— Joan Rivers
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
— Joan Rivers
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
— Joan Rivers
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
— Joan Rivers
Angel, Michael's still waiting for you to come home." Her face went deathly white. "It's been over three years. He can't still be waiting." "He is.
— Francine Rivers
That's what life is, a continual state of journey. You are a river passing downstream.
— Jon Foreman
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
— Joan Rivers
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
— Joan Rivers
I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.
— Joan Rivers
He stopped and glared at her. It's a lifetime commitment in my book, lady. It's not an arrangement you nullify when things get a little tough to bear.
— Francine Rivers
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
— Joan Rivers
Emotions are powerful, but they also change as quick as the wind. That's why the Lord says to renew your mind. Don't base decisions on what you feel.
— Francine Rivers
A desert's a stupid place to put a river.
— Paolo Bacigalupi
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
— Joan Rivers
New country music comprises about five percent of what I hear per year. I enjoy it, but I don't really take note of who's singing it or writing it.
— Rivers Cuomo
It's not easy for me either, but if we allow anger to reside in us, we're more guilty than they are because we know the better way.
— Francine Rivers
I was fixated on Prince's 'Black Album' for a long time.
— Rivers Cuomo
I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
— Joan Rivers
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on ... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
— Joan Rivers
The half moon on the bank of the river's devotion. That's the stab wound, born from the killer emotion
— Vinnie Paz
In fact man's career has been less like a mountain torrent hurtling from rock to rock, than a great sluggish river, broken very seldom by rapids.
— Olaf Stapledon
It's certain there are trout somewhere - And maybe I shall take a trout - but I do not seem to care.
— William Butler Yeats
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
— Joan Rivers
There's magic in the water that draws all men away form the land, that leads them over hills, down creeks and streams and rivers to the sea.
— Herman Melville
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
— Joan Rivers
Fishing is taking a huge toll on the planet's ecosystem. We are emptying the oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers as we fish them dry.
— Sharon Gannon
The sun's glow had given way to a brilliant twilight that colored the great mountains with violet and orange rivers.
— Michael R. Hicks
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
— Joan Rivers
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
— Joan Rivers
Before the gate
my walking stick's made a river of melting snow — Kobayashi Issa
my walking stick's made a river of melting snow — Kobayashi Issa
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
— Joan Rivers
But what would interest you about the brook,
It's always cold in summer, warm in winter. — Robert Frost
It's always cold in summer, warm in winter. — Robert Frost
I don't mind the dark, and because it's Christmas, we've been busy putting lights up everywhere. High, so everyone knows we're okay.
— Mary Ann Rivers
A dream is like a river ever changing as it flows and a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes.
— Garth Brooks
Song of Solomon told me a man and woman's passion is intended to be mutual." His smile dissolved and he looked troubled. "A shared blessing.
— Francine Rivers
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
— Joan Rivers
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
— Joan Rivers
Jonathan closed his eyes. Oh, God, it's not the way I had things planned. But then, what of real, lasting value ever is?
— Francine Rivers
What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice. The water's always changing, always flowing.
— Pocahontas
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.
— Joan Rivers
I hate weddings. Weddings are nothing more than catering with virgins. Sorry, in the old days it was virgins; now it's baby mommas.
— Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
— Joan Rivers
Meditation hasn't separated me from my life and my friends and my work. It's just made my fear go away, so I can just be that much more engaged.
— Rivers Cuomo
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
— Joan Rivers
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
— Joan Rivers
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
— Joan Rivers
There's a house across the river, but alas, I cannot swim
I'll live my life regretting that I never jumped in — Laura Marling
I'll live my life regretting that I never jumped in — Laura Marling
Along the river's summer walk,
The withered tufts of asters nod;
And trembles on its arid stalk
the hoar plum of the golden-rod. — John Greenleaf Whittier
The withered tufts of asters nod;
And trembles on its arid stalk
the hoar plum of the golden-rod. — John Greenleaf Whittier
We all need the waters of the Mercy River. Though they don't run deep, there's usually enough, just enough, for the extravagance of our lives.
— Jonis Agee
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
— George William Curtis
We've all got troubles. We all make mistakes. But let's not take a little river turn it into lake.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
All earth's full rivers can not fillThe sea that drinking thirsteth still.
— Christina Rossetti
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
— Joan Rivers
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
— Mickey Rivers
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
— Joan Rivers
It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; man's best friend is a dog.
— Joan Rivers
A Seer's moon, a Siren's tears, Nineteen Mortal, Wayward fears, Incubus graves and Caster rivers, The Final Page the End delivers.
— Kami Garcia
The soul's garden is watered by love's rivers.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
We touched with a softness that pushed through the skin into memory, like arms plunged into a river - we could feel the weight of each other's stones.
— Simon Van Booy
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
— Joan Rivers
The sin we need to be concerned about is the sin in our own lives. It's the root of all human woe, the source of anguish.
— Francine Rivers
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
— Joan Rivers
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
— Joan Rivers
There's a storm inside of us. I've heard many team guys speak of this. A burning. A river. A drive.
— Marcus Luttrell
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.
— Joan Rivers
Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
— Mickey Rivers
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.
— Joan Rivers
Once upon a time, I thought denial was a river in Egypt. It's actually the attitude of the Abbott government.
— Bill Shorten
Appearance is everything. I find that a view is secondary. Even in those apartments on the East River, it's dull, looking out at those little boats.
— Robert Denning
Mountains and rivers are easy to move, but it's impossible to change a man's nature.
— Zhang Xianliang
There's something very enticing about an empty bench under a tree. And if it's facing a river, that's the bench for me.
— Joyce Rachelle
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
— Joan Rivers
Love is the world's river of life
— Henry Ward Beecher
It's in an inland sea that the river of my life ended.
— Fernando Pessoa
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
— Mickey Rivers