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She looks at me as though she wants to both devour and strangle me. I chuckle softly. She's fucking adorable. — Ashley Stoyanoff

If you are going to write, write about human nature. That is the only thing that doesn't date. — William Faulkner

Sorry I kept you waiting so
long."
His smile brought one to her face.
"I don't mind. I'd wait an eternity
for you. — Roxanne Kade

There's a lot of people that need these stories, and they can't come to my book, so I'm going to be the bookmobile and I'm going to come to them. — Sandra Cisneros

I think I have a very detailed sense of observation. I am interested in the details of people's lives and what information these details give. — Julian Fellowes

The Lord needs women who will step forward in righteousness and say, 'Here am I, send me.' — M. Russell Ballard

The world is perfect. It's a mess. It has always been a mess. We are not going to change it. — Joseph Campbell

Frequent and violent temptations were a proof that the citadel of the soul had not fallen and that the devil raged to make it fall. — James Joyce

Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home. — Roald Dahl

EBay started with a core focus on the collector. At the time of its S-1, six or seven percent of its total sales were Beanie Babies. — Jeff Jordan

First, all means to conciliate; failing that, all means to crush. — Cardinal Richelieu

Satan has usurped people so that they care only for their existence, not for God's purpose in their existence (Matt. 6:25, 31-33). — Witness Lee

Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have. — Mallory Ortberg

In JavaScript, there is a beautiful, elegant, highly expressive language that is buried under a steaming pile of good intentions and blunders. — Douglas Crockford