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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
— Richard Pryor
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
— Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
— Richard Pryor
I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!
— Richard Pryor
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset
the comedians themselves. — Richard Pryor
the comedians themselves. — Richard Pryor
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
— Richard Pryor
I believe in divine forces and energies.
— Richard Pryor
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
— Richard Pryor
[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost.
— Keegan-Michael Key
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
— Joe Rogan
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.
— Eric Andre
On the comedy side of what I love as a filmmaker are Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Eddie Murphy; those are my favorites.
— David Dobkin
The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy.
— Bob Newhart
I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst ... In other words, I had a life.
— Richard Pryor
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.
— Richard Pryor
Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn't already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
— Anthony Jeselnik
I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.
— Richard Pryor
I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
— Mike Epps
That's insanity. We must be good all the time.
— Richard Pryor
Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.
— Richard Pryor
I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
— Mike Epps
I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.
— Richard Pryor
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
— Richard Pryor
Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
— Richard Pryor
I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.
— Richard Pryor
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
— Richard Pryor
Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?
— Richard Pryor
You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.
— Richard Pryor
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
— Richard Pryor
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
— Richard Pryor
The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.
— Paul Mooney
What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
— Richard Pryor
I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, all day.
— Brandon T. Jackson
As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.
— George Carlin
I wanna grow up and be a critic.
— Richard Pryor
Rain Pryor was born July 16, 1969. Richard and
— David Henry
All humor is rooted in pain.
— Richard Pryor
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
— Richard Pryor
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
— Richard Pryor
No, I'm not dying, and I sure ... ain't dead.
— Richard Pryor
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
— Richard Pryor
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
— Richard Pryor
I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.
— Richard Pryor
Freebase? What's free about it?
— Richard Pryor
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
— Richard Pryor
I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.
— Richard Pryor
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
— Richard Pryor
I was an only child.
— Richard Pryor
I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.
— Richard Pryor
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
— Christopher Moore
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
— Kevin Hart
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
— Richard Pryor
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
— Richard Pryor
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
— Richard Pryor
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
— Richard Pryor
As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.
— Tig Notaro
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.
— Denis Leary
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
— Richard Pryor
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
— Richard Pryor
If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
— Richard Pryor
The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
— Richard Pryor
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
— Richard Pryor
People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.
— Hannibal Buress
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'
— Alan King
You don't get to be old bein' no fool ...
— Richard Pryor
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
— Richard Pryor
I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he ... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.
— Richard Pryor
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
— Richard Pryor