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FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat. — Rich Hall

In school that used to happen a lot: they'd get me to sing and then they'd hate me for it. — Christina Aguilera

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall

Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it. — Douglas Adams

As an American, I'd like to apologize-for everything. — Rich Hall

Shallow uniformity is not an accident but a consequence of what Marxists optimistically call late capitalism. — Nick Cohen

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. — Rich Hall

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. — Rich Hall

My education at Baron Byng High School was excellent, with dedicated masters (boys and girls were separate). — Rudolph A. Marcus

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall

The writer's only real task: to recreate out of the disorder of life that order which is art — James Baldwin

Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't. — Lauren Bacall

The illusion of perfection is an illusion anyway. — Amy Adams

People who don't like doing things together probably ... well probably shouldn't get married. — Luanne Rice

Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall

The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards. — Rich Hall

The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. — Rich Hall

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely. — Rich Hall

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall

Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" — Rich Hall

Order is its own reward. — Janet Morris

Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp. — Rich Hall

I've spent so much of my youth trying to change people or change girls and then having it done to me and people wanting me to change. — Chris Messina

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. — Stephen King

The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence: cynicism. — Albert Camus

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall

RED EARTH is a great escape story! — Harvey Mendez

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that they're tired of a genre (zombies) because it's only a fad, I'd be rich. #DeadRising — Ace Antonio Hall

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall