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I collect things that just look retarded. — Ahmet Zappa

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism. — Karl Radek

No more mercy for the retarded. — Cristina Nemerovschi

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded. — Kurt Cobain

The problem, I decided, is that most human beings between the ages of twelve and fifteen look like their needs are special (retarded). — Diana Joseph

I'm retarded and I'm on TV — Evanescence

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks. — Chris Kattan

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them. — Anthony Jeselnik

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. — Dwayne Johnson

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro

I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone? — Daron Malakian

Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster. — Rainbow Rowell

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik

I'd never considered myself socially retarded until that moment. — C.J. Roberts

I think my mate may be mentally retarded, either that or she has a severe inner ear imbalance. — Alanea Alder

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. — Leonardo DiCaprio

You do like me, don't you? Even though I'm apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded? — Amy Lane

And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth. — Standing Bear

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel. — Woody Allen

Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get. — Steve Earle

You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes. — Shannon Delany

I still love her. But she's retarded, too. — Guy Ritchie

What an incredible thing! How much less they had than other human beings. Mentally retarded, deaf, mute - and still eagerly sanding benches. — Daniel Keyes

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired. — Frank Serpico

The sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child. — James Crumley

The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies. — Lester B. Pearson

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I'm living with K-Fed's retarded half brotha/sista. — Megan McCafferty

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded. — Maxine Hong Kingston

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded. — Eric Andre

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity. — Hermann Von Helmholtz

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded. — Frank Herbert

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. — Nas

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong

They're soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same. — P.G. Wodehouse

I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But — J.A. Konrath

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max

They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. — Karl French

Nothing has more retarded the advancement of learning than the disposition of vulgar minds to ridicule and vilify what they cannot comprehend. — Samuel Johnson

While airports are particularly good places to hunt for Indian stupidity, many other Indian processes are retarded too. — Chetan Bhagat

I've noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil. — Christy Leigh Stewart

You can be called mad
Right brain retarded
Taking brain phenomena
To be spiritual activity — Peter F Kelly

people with autism must survive in an outside world where "special needs" is playground slang for "retarded, — Naoki Higashida

I wonder how harmless such people are? To what extent civilization is retarded by the laughing jackasses, the empty-minded belittlers? — Robert A. Heinlein

Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform. — Margaret Atwood

His feet where retarded. — Stephen Crane

I am blind. I am supposed to be retarded. — Jonathan Safran Foer

We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others. — Alex Pacheco

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. — Sigmund Freud

Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile. — C.J. Roberts

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. — Nora Roberts

The country is not growing because the mental state of the people are retarded — Sunday Adelaja

They think we are retarded. They are retarded. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Was being greeted by a silent, smiling band of bald, retarded children. — Dan Simmons

The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people. — Ben Hecht

When you're dead probably not even homeless people and retarded people will want to trade you places. — Chuck Palahniuk

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge. — David Hume

We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that. — Kurt Cobain

Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture. — Geert Wilders

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. — Henry Miller

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded? — Chris Rock

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. — Michael Scott

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy. — Frank Mir

From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now. — John Kricfalusi

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing. — Bill Maher

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade. — Dannel Malloy

Nick: My second point is the same one Larry made about the Judge. The Adversary is not going to expect us to send a retarded person as a spy. — Stephen King

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. — Eugene Mirman

We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera. — Lou Holtz

I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I — Sharon M. Draper

I find it hard to believe you forgot the face of the guy who fucked you retarded and then treated you like shit. — Stylo Fantome

So all hyperintelligent people would be retarded in some other way. — Anonymous

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded. — Chelsea Handler

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30. — Katherine Heigl

God, we are so cool. And by cool, I mean retarded. — John Green

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled. — Rachel Gibson

The woman blinks at her, and then spitting in Amy's face she shrieks. "I will not fall victim to your wicked mind games, you retarded spawn of a yeti! — C. Gockel

They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands. — Poppet

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded. — Chelsea Cain

Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity. — Esa-Pekka Salonen

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. — David Sedaris

She's sad a lot. She's sad in the way Laura wears glasses and Max has freckles and Beth is retarded. There's no reason, it's just the way it is. — Rachel Simon

Sometimes," Radar said to me, "he's so retarded that he becomes kind of brilliant. — John Green

Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. — Dennis Ritchie

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. — Ilona Andrews

We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near. — Joey Comeau

Certain things not only can't be taught but can be retarded by other stuff that can be taught. — David Foster Wallace

I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was. — Guy Davenport

If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony. — Erin McCahan

Teachers thought I was stupid, parents believed I was retarded, lecturers assumed I took drugs but I was a writer. — Daniel Marques

One time she threw a dinner plate at his head and called him retarded. Then he held her down in the shower, calling her a hot-head. — Stylo Fantome

You're like the little mentally retarded sister I never had — Meg Cabot