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I collect things that just look retarded.
— Ahmet Zappa
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
— Karl Radek
No more mercy for the retarded.
— Cristina Nemerovschi
Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!
— Maureen Johnson
The problem, I decided, is that most human beings between the ages of twelve and fifteen look like their needs are special (retarded).
— Diana Joseph
I'm retarded and I'm on TV
— Evanescence
People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.
— Anthony Jeselnik
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
— Dwayne Johnson
I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?
— Daron Malakian
Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.
— Rainbow Rowell
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I think my mate may be mentally retarded, either that or she has a severe inner ear imbalance.
— Alanea Alder
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.
— Standing Bear
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
— Woody Allen
I still love her. But she's retarded, too.
— Guy Ritchie
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
— Frank Serpico
The sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child.
— James Crumley
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
— Lester B. Pearson
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I'm living with K-Fed's retarded half brotha/sista.
— Megan McCafferty
I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.
— Maxine Hong Kingston
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
— Hermann Von Helmholtz
Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.
— Frank Herbert
They're soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But
— J.A. Konrath
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
— Tucker Max
Nothing has more retarded the advancement of learning than the disposition of vulgar minds to ridicule and vilify what they cannot comprehend.
— Samuel Johnson
While airports are particularly good places to hunt for Indian stupidity, many other Indian processes are retarded too.
— Chetan Bhagat
I've noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
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To be spiritual activity — Peter F Kelly
people with autism must survive in an outside world where "special needs" is playground slang for "retarded,
— Naoki Higashida
I wonder how harmless such people are? To what extent civilization is retarded by the laughing jackasses, the empty-minded belittlers?
— Robert A. Heinlein
Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform.
— Margaret Atwood
His feet where retarded.
— Stephen Crane
I am blind. I am supposed to be retarded.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.
— Alex Pacheco
Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.
— C.J. Roberts
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.
— Nora Roberts
They think we are retarded. They are retarded.
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
When you're dead probably not even homeless people and retarded people will want to trade you places.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded.
— Johnny B. Truant
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.
— Henry Miller
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
— Michael Scott
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.
— Tyler, The Creator
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.
— John Kricfalusi
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
— Bill Maher
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
— Eugene Mirman
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
— Sharon M. Draper
I find it hard to believe you forgot the face of the guy who fucked you retarded and then treated you like shit.
— Stylo Fantome
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
— Chelsea Handler
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
— Katherine Heigl
God, we are so cool. And by cool, I mean retarded.
— John Green
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Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity.
— Esa-Pekka Salonen
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
— David Sedaris
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
— Ilona Andrews
We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.
— Joey Comeau
Certain things not only can't be taught but can be retarded by other stuff that can be taught.
— David Foster Wallace
Teachers thought I was stupid, parents believed I was retarded, lecturers assumed I took drugs but I was a writer.
— Daniel Marques
