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Restaurant Waiter Quotes & Sayings

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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

Live a courageous life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system. — Harry Hill

Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. — Steven Pinker

When people criticise you, you've got to listen to that criticism, and to learn from it, which I've tried to do. — Gordon Brown

Deadly emotions, buried alive, never die. — Joyce Meyer

I do the best I can to approve and disapprove only of my own behavior. I don't always succeed, but I try. I'm trying now and I'm going to keep at it. — Robert B. Parker

Nothing had changed and so had everything. — Amanda Lindhout

I don't feel like I have to live up to anything because I've proven that I can play. Give me the ball and let's go. — Clinton Portis

Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant. — Arundhati Roy

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet. — Cilla Black

A moment's pain can be a lifetime's gain. — Leo Tolstoy

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. — Robert Frost

I wanna try being a waiter at restaurant or work to introduce Korea to other people! — Seungri

When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter. — Nathan Fillion

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear. — Travis J. Dahnke

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." — Henny Youngman

You do not beg the sun for mercy.
-Maud'dib's Travail from The Stilgar Commentary — Frank Herbert