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Whenever I go anywhere but Italy for a vacation, I always feel vaguely disappointed, as if I have made a mistake. — Erica Jong
Generals cannot be trusted with anything, not even with war. — Georges Clemenceau
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. — Steven Wright
Bloom where planted — Karin Boutall
Power feminism is just another scam in which women get to play patriarchs and pretend that the power we seek and gain liberates us. — Bell Hooks
Le silence est la plus grande perse cution: jamais les saints ne se sont tus. Silence is the greatest of all persecutions: no saint was ever silent. — Blaise Pascal
Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy. — Hollis Stacy
God is a circle whose center is everywhere, and its circumference nowhere. — Empedocles
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright
The world is mere change, and this life, opinion. — Marcus Aurelius
An egotist will always speak of himself, either in praise or in censure, but a modest man ever shuns making himself the subject of his conversation. — Jean De La Bruyere
I've never used a PC in my life; I don't like them. — Brian Eno
But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you. — Michael Buckley

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