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Remember My Birthday Quotes & Sayings

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams

Nothing should be an issue when it comes to sexuality in the first place. Music is the one artform where people feel comfortable coming out. — Elton John

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. — Hunter S. Thompson

The realization of the perfect riposte three hours after the argument: hindser, stairwit, retrotort, afterism. — Steven Pinker

Running is WD-40 for the mind. — Corey Irwin

The cheerful loser is the winner. — Elbert Hubbard

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

A historian may be an artist too, and a novelist is a historian, the preserver, the keeper, the expounder, of human experience. — Joseph Conrad

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death. — J.K. Rowling

One day every soldier in the empire has to shower in the blood of your sacrificial bull. The next they don't even remember your birthday. — Neil Gaiman

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — E. Joseph Cossman

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies

Whoa, hello, assertiveness! How lovely to make your acquaintance. — Tom Leveen

So then you ask her when her birthday is, and she says, Hmm, I don't really remember being born — Ruth Ozeki

Most people took no more notice of the profoundly deaf than they did of their own shadows. They — Joe Hill

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain

Leslie Nielsen was my favorite growing up; getting to work with him was amazing. — Drake Bell

A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. — James Russell Lowell

Ask yourself this: If there was zero chance of failure, what would you do? Now, go do that. — Josh Linkner

Obsessions don't subside. They evolve. — Alex Crimson

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring ... — Diana Vreeland

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

The appeal of leaving and never looking back. No endpoint to your journey.
How gloriously terrifying. — Kirsten Hubbard

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson