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Remember Me Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Thom Gunn: I don't think of sex as a self-destructive

I don't think of sex as a self-destructive impulse. — Thom Gunn

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Swae Lee: My first job was, like, McDonald's.

My first job was, like, McDonald's. — Swae Lee

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Jared Polis: I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though. — Jared Polis

Remember Me Funny Quotes By M. Robinson: I own your balls, huh !" She grinned,

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Bill could smell Its breath and it was

Bill could smell Its breath and it was a smell like exploded animals lying on the highway at midnight. — Stephen King

Remember Me Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? — William Shakespeare

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Serj Tankian: I'd rather let the music speak for itself.

I'd rather let the music speak for itself. — Serj Tankian

Remember Me Funny Quotes By John Madden: Playing in this nice weather really makes me

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee. — John Madden

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: And stop pointing that beard at me, it

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off! — Groucho Marx

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Deng Xiaoping: We must firmly grasp management. Just making things

We must firmly grasp management. Just making things isn't enough. We need to raise the quality. — Deng Xiaoping

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Celia Johnson: Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. — Celia Johnson

Remember Me Funny Quotes By Christie Laing: I love having the opportunity to perform, and

I love having the opportunity to perform, and I hate not being given the opportunity to perform. — Christie Laing